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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1224 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than Johnny Depp’s potential appendage is the amount of fun you’ll have playing here!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more laughs than you can shake a blocky stick at.
Rumor has it that if Johnny Depp actually had a really large cock, he’d be Johnny Deep – and that’s the kind of deep dive into insanity you can expect when you join our server.
So come on in, strap on your mining helmet, and get ready for a journey that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of the lava pits.
Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
