Are you tired of living a boring, safe life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will have you on the edge of your blocky seat at all times! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying every time you log in.

Our server is so intense that even the creepers are scared to approach you. You’ll be dodging arrows, lava, and falling anvils left and right. But hey, who said survival was easy?

Once, a player on our server was so close to death that they actually had a heart attack in real life. But don’t worry, they’re fine now! Just make sure to have your defibrillator handy when you log on.

So, if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and see just how close to death you can get, join our server today. Just make sure to sign our waiver first.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Alien Abductions: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans

    CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.

    – We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.

    – Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.

    – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

    YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows stampedes through your mine, knocking you off your feet. But don’t worry, those cows are just there to party! And speaking of parties, our server is known for its legendary disco parties in the Nether. Who knew Hell could be so lit?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have tamed all sorts of crazy creatures, from zombie pigs to creepers that do the Macarena.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). It’s like a blocky version of the Wild West, with cowboy hats and pumpkin spice lattes for everyone! Yeehaw!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

    RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

    Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

    Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 198 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

    TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

    2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

    3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

    4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57 Crops Grown: 6488
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

    Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun
    Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

    Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

    Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

    So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Runes Activated: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Mythical Quests Completed: 43

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

    Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

    Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Potions Brewed: 162
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

    And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 388
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Isle of Man LOLz 2024

    Isle of Man LOLz 2024
    Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Dimension Hops: 15 Farms Harvested: 371
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

    MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

    Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

    But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

    Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crab Rave Craft

    Crab Rave Craft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

    Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

    Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Potions Brewed: 107 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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