Are you tired of living a boring, safe life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will have you on the edge of your blocky seat at all times! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying every time you log in.

Our server is so intense that even the creepers are scared to approach you. You’ll be dodging arrows, lava, and falling anvils left and right. But hey, who said survival was easy?

Once, a player on our server was so close to death that they actually had a heart attack in real life. But don’t worry, they’re fine now! Just make sure to have your defibrillator handy when you log on.

So, if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and see just how close to death you can get, join our server today. Just make sure to sign our waiver first.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

    Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!
    Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Magic Items Found: 2987 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 New Chunks Explored: 504119

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

    Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

    Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Star Shards Collected: 101
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

    StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

    Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

    Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blockhead Banter

    Blockhead Banter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Potions Brewed: 187
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Star Shards Collected: 178 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Mediocre Mineville

    Mediocre Mineville
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

    So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 34

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

    CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

    CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 4392
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

    CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

    And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Void Gems Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

    Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block
    Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.

    On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?

    Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server

    Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords?

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Need a break from building your dream castle? How about a game of CREEPER DODGEBALL or a race on our LAVA PARKOUR course?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING ENDERMAN who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DIAMOND GOLEM who will grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those pesky CREEPER CHEERLEADERS, they’re known for exploding in your face…literally.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5660 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Ores Mined: 5495 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • World of MemeCraft: Where Blocks Meet LOLs

    World of MemeCraft: Where Blocks Meet LOLs

    WMIF is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it is a magical wonderland where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so beautiful that even the Ender Dragon wants to take a vacation here.

    Join WMIF for the chance to ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you navigate through the insanity that is our server.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join WMIF today, you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that will obey your every command. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty LOL911: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

    Crafty LOL911: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only lootboxes you’ll find are filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! Say goodbye to battle passes and daily missions, because on our server, you make your own rules!

    Join us and escape the madness of microtransactions and FOMO. Remember when video games were pure before the invention of lootboxes and battle passes? Our server is a throwback to those simpler times.

    Embark on epic adventures and build your dream world without any EA shenanigans or Fortnite drama. Chat with fellow players and create unforgettable memories in a community untouched by Ecelebs or the chaos of the Covid pandemic.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where creativity reigns supreme and where Reddit and Twitter are just distant memories. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 54 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Chaos: Where even the system thinks it’s glitching

    Crafty Chaos: Where even the system thinks it’s glitching
    Are you tired of the boring, mundane Minecraft servers out there? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon or battle it out in intense PvP matches where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that our server admin is actually a secret unicorn in disguise!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Anon’s 77177670 LOLz Server

    Crafty Anon’s 77177670 LOLz Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and absolute madness!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Yes, you read that right – talking creepers! They’ll tell you jokes, give you quests, and even teach you how to do the floss dance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn – a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of pizza from the Diamond Unicorn.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Dragon of Doom – a ferocious beast that guards a treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Defeat the dragon and all the riches shall be yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 New Chunks Explored: 679068
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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