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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8187 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2750 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 1330 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!
Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?