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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5371 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 57 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 58 | Emeralds Found: | 9973 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!
Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?