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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7593 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5591 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 285 |
Animals Bred: | 169 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!
Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?