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Day of Retarded Country 1.21.1

Day of Retarded Country 1.21.1
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Players: 108/500 Votes: 5994
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Villages Defended: 17 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the madness of this messed up world, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like the chaos in your country! It’s a total shitshow, but in a fun way, you know? Plus, our players are as crazy as the politicians in your government, so you’ll fit right in! Join us and let’s push some virtual shit together, bro!

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  • CraftyCanuckTariffs

    CraftyCanuckTariffs
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 7119
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Alien Abductions: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1856 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

    u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

    also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • Rebel Quest 1.21.4

    Rebel Quest 1.21.4
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 6006
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 356
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Meteorites Collected: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

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  • BlockPartyDrama

    BlockPartyDrama
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 9467
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Farms Harvested: 167
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

    So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

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  • TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

    TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 943
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2733 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Farms Harvested: 120 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

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  • BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

    BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 6417
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 53 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Ores Mined: 3798
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

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  • United Lands

    United Lands
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 5846
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 672424 Titanic Battles Fought: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    United Lands Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join with my friends and create a nation? Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
    Are there different roles or jobs to choose from? Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
    Is the economy player-driven? Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
    Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server? No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
    How can I join the server? You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

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  • Crafted Threads 1.20.6

    Crafted Threads 1.20.6
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 3973
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Potions Brewed: 143
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

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  • BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

    BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 4178
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Dragon Scales Harvested: 377
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 80

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

    On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

    Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

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  • CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

    CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 4149
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Dimension Hops: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

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  • TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

    TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 7838
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 46 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • Perception Speed Craft

    Perception Speed Craft
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 880
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

    also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

    so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

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  • Everdusk

    Everdusk
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 5214
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Runes Activated: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 40
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Everdusk
    Event Valentine’s Void Vault
    Features
    Discord https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z
    Server IP Play.Everdusk.Co

    FAQs

    Q: How do I participate in the Valentine’s Void Vault event?

    A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.

    Q: Can I earn premium currency without paying?

    A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.

    Q: How does the Player-Run Economy work?

    A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.

    Q: What are the benefits of Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities?

    A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.

    Q: How can I get free Crate Keys through Invite Rewards?

    A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.

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  • Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21

    Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 1425
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 142 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, forget about all those boring servers out there, this one is where it’s at. Why should you join? Well, for starters, Coco died for nothing, so like, you might as well join this server and make his sacrifice worth it, ya know? Plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the best part? We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I’m not even kidding, it’s insane. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Coco proud, or something.

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  • SisDressSwap Minecraft Server

    SisDressSwap Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 7057
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Runes Activated: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Animals Bred: 105 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this sibling showdown? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to duke it out with your sister over virtual dresses and imaginary money.

    Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.

    So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!

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  • ArtisticRevengeCraft

    ArtisticRevengeCraft
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 7162
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of having your precious artwork destroyed by well-meaning but clueless family members? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your virtual creations being tampered with again! Our server is a safe space for all artists, where your masterpieces will be respected and admired by fellow players.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen! Search for hidden chests filled with rare items and resources, all while navigating through challenging obstacles and puzzles. Rumor has it that there’s a secret painting hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

    And if you’re in need of some stress relief, our server offers the perfect outlet for your frustrations. Build a virtual replica of that painting your boyfriend ruined, only to destroy it in a satisfying explosion of pixels. Let go of your anger and unleash your creativity in a way that won’t leave you feeling regretful afterwards.

    Join us on our Minecraft server today, where every block you place is a step towards a brighter, more colorful world. And remember – no paintings will be harmed in the making of this server!

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