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4 years until Cody Rhodes becomes the Undisputed President of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in the power of Cody Rhodes becoming the Undisputed President of the United States of America in just 4 years! Join us on this epic journey as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory, all while cheering on Cody Rhodes as he takes over the Oval Office with his signature move, the Diamond Cutter!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground bunker where Cody Rhodes himself trains for his future presidency by battling creepers and zombies with his bare hands. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of him perfecting his political speeches while riding a pig through the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of history in the making as we pave the way for Cody Rhodes to become the most electrifying president the world has ever seen!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

No Hate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any drama or controversy? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a ruler who is determined to ban gay marriage and hormone replacement therapy! Join now for a wild ride of political debates and heated arguments in the chat. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join us if you dare!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5134	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we have a hilarious and totally not traumatizing humiliation ritual for all new players to go through! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after you’ve completed this rite of passage.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a house entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We encourage it! The crazier, the better on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of deranged chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the clucking horrors that await you? Or will you chicken out and run back to your dirt hut?

So come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, what happens in the humiliation ritual stays in the humiliation ritual…unless someone records it and posts it on YouTube. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pixel Anime Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on a wild trucking adventure like never before!

Picture this: You’re cruising down the pixelated highways in your virtual truck, delivering goods to villages and towns in need. But watch out for creepers trying to hijack your cargo! It’s a trucking anime come to life in Minecraft form!

But that’s not all – in this server, you’ll also have the chance to face a 36-truck driver shortfall in the year 2030! Think you have what it takes to fill those virtual seats and save the day? Join now and become a hero of the trucking world!

So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let the trucking madness begin!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

$50,000 of my Minecraft SMP Diamonds into a lava pit

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Listen, I get it. The temptation to invest in the fracking industry is strong. But have you heard about our Minecraft SMP server? It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Instead of throwing your savings into fracking, join us and become a virtual billionaire by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your own empire in a world where the only fracking happening is when someone accidentally breaks a block too fast. Trust me, this is where the real riches are at. #FrackNoMore #MinecraftSMPFTW 🤑🐉🔨

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

This is Craftica Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it actually made their computer explode! True story.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. Legend has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

Oh, and did I mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? It’s a blast! Just be careful not to get too close or you might lose a limb.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. This is America, baby!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Madness Has Had Its Day Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Madness has had its day on this server, and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, llamas riding minecarts, and creepers doing the Macarena. Our community is filled with players who have a knack for turning everything upside down and inside out.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language and you have to pay to play? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride where communication is a hilarious mix of gibberish and emojis, and the only currency accepted is virtual unicorn horns.

Once upon a time, a group of magical llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, players must complete ridiculous quests like finding the lost sock of a giant chicken or building a castle out of marshmallows to gain their favor. But beware, the llamas have a mischievous streak and love to prank unsuspecting players with exploding sheep and flying pigs.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

When does Boku no Pico get good? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can ride llamas into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with Endermen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Boku no Pico diamond sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into adorable kittens. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco ball where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when does Boku no Pico get good? The answer is always on our server!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

House Door Knocked Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of random people knocking on your virtual house door and causing chaos in your Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-door-knocking policy! Say goodbye to the stress of unexpected visitors and hello to a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to defeat Blocky Bob and claim the title of Master Builder?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of door-knocking drama (just kidding, we don’t tolerate that nonsense here)!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

> Mommy? I mean, mommy? I mean, mommy?… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your house on fire because you tried to cook a chicken with a lava bucket. Or how about the time when a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the server and chaos ensued?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Mommy” faction, where players must address each other as “mommy” at all times. It’s a weird and wacky world where anything can happen, from building giant statues of potatoes to staging epic battles with nothing but fish as weapons.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	563	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Titan Attack Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, humans are basically lifted entirely from Attack on Titan! That’s right, you can swing around like a badass with your 3D maneuver gear and take down giant mobs like a pro.

Join our server for the chance to live out your wildest Attack on Titan fantasies. Build your own Titan-proof fortress, team up with other players to take down colossal Titans, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the walls (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of blocks).

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Titan-slaying warrior! Just watch out for any sneaky Titans trying to take a bite out of you while you’re mining for diamonds.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9605	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Spanish in America Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers dancing to Despacito!

Our server is like a wild fiesta where the only rule is to have fun. We have a secret underground taco shop where you can trade emeralds for the spiciest tacos in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted sombreros that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

But beware, there’s a mischievous bandit named El Cactus who roams the server stealing everyone’s precious diamonds. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the bounty of emeralds and tacos he’s hoarded?

So grab your maracas and join us for a wild ride on this insane Minecraft SMP. Vamonos amigos, let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6307	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

McSquad server Minecraft

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On this server you will find kind admins, as well as vanilla survival.The server is just starting to open, so you can attend the opening of season 1One of the advantages of our server is a large and adequate admin staffWe recommend joining our telegram or discord:https://t.me/+le3jnT9QdABlNDhi

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2