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Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

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Have you ever built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks in Minecraft just to show off your creativity and dedication? Well, if you join our wacky Minecraft SMP, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to do just that and more!

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From organizing massive pig races through treacherous lava pits to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our infamous dating game show events, where players compete for the chance to win a virtual date with the server owner. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve serenaded your crush with a love ballad made entirely of note blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and heart-pounding, look no further. Join us today and get ready to experience the most outrageous antics and unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of chaparral yuccas decided to start their own Minecraft server. These spiky plants were tired of being overlooked in the desert, so they created a virtual world where they could thrive and show off their true potential.

Now, you might be thinking, “But I’m not a chaparral yucca, why would I want to join this server?” Well, let me tell you, these yuccas are the coolest, most welcoming group of plants you’ll ever meet. They’ll teach you how to build the most epic cactus houses, mine for diamonds with their sharp spines, and even ride on the backs of desert tortoises for epic adventures.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the chaparral yuccas rule and the fun never ends! Who knew plants could be so entertaining?

RED IS SUS Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where everything is red because we accidentally spilled a giant barrel of red dye all over the server and now everything is stained crimson! Join us for a wild adventure as we try to clean up the mess while dodging angry mobs who think we’re part of a new cult worshiping the color red.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical prize or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous server admins?

So come join us on our red-stained, llama-infested, treasure-filled Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to watch your back and keep an eye out for any suspiciously red llamas…

Gura’s Hololive Baseball Cup Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and giant rainbow unicorns roaming the land. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the latest hits!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting a move on the dance floor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: Early 2000’s Comedy Movie Buff

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a grandma on speed trying to out-rap Eminem! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance before exploding. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and wondering what the heck is going on next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary, from llama races to chicken jousting tournaments. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best thriller dance moves.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of grandma rapping faster than Eminem while riding a dog through a rainbow-filled wonderland? Don’t miss out on the madness – come join us today!

New Engine Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a brand new engine that will blow your mind! This engine is powered by unicorn farts and rainbow sparkles, making your gameplay experience truly magical.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon. But beware, the potato is guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster? Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through loops, twists, and turns while dodging flying creepers and dodging fireballs from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before with our new engine that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Jojo’s SMP Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with evil chickens wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These chickens were plotting to take over the world with their dapper fashion sense and it was up to our brave players to stop them.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. And let’s not forget about our annual llama race, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses in a race to the finish line.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. Jojo aburre!

Quebec Med School Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of studying medicine and dreaming of a new life in Quebec? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual hospital while exploring the beautiful landscapes of Quebec!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly Quebecois players who can teach you all about the medical field in Canada. Who needs real-life experience when you can learn from virtual doctors, am I right?

So come on, join us and witness the future of Quebec and Canada unfold right before your eyes… in Minecraft! You won’t regret it, eh!

Skip School Arcade Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us on our server where two boys skip school to play the latest arcade game, only to have their plans ruined by a meddling mother who just can’t resist getting involved in their shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer commissions for just $9 per thousand words. Need a hilarious story to entertain your friends? Look no further, our talented writers are here to make your wildest dreams come true. Just shoot us an email at [email protected] or add us on Discord at Robocod.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a meddling mother or two!

What is the IP for Sword4000 Minecraft Server?

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Sword4000 is a talented and passionate content creator known for his expertise in gaming and technology. With years of experience in creating informative and entertaining content, Sword4000 has built a strong following and reputation for delivering high-quality videos and reviews. His dedication to his craft and engaging personality make him a standout in the online community.

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a Tekken 8 themed Minecraft experience where you can battle it out with your friends using epic combos and moves from the game. Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are matched up with players of similar skill levels, so get ready to show off your Tekken skills!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fighting ring where players can challenge each other to intense 1v1 battles. The winner gets bragging rights and a special prize, so start training now!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Tekken 8 experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden combos and moves that will make you the ultimate Tekken champion!

F U C K O F F Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with Finnish drug culture and Nisti cults in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we only deal with weed and shrooms – no more Finnish nonsense here!

Imagine a world where you can freely roam around as a Canadian, enjoying the freedom and peace of the great white north. Contact us today to learn how you can become Canadian in Minecraft and escape the clutches of Finnish drug culture. Say goodbye to Nisti cults and hello to a new, weed-filled adventure! Join us now and let’s blaze our way to victory!

CarbonSKY

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Welcome to CarbonSKY, the ultimate skyblock experience like no other! With our custom minions, players can automate and streamline their resource gathering, making it easier than ever to build and expand their islands. Our server also features monthly top island events, the famous McMMO plugin, and extensive player leaderboards, where you can test your skills and rise to the top. At CarbonSKY, you can experience Minecraft in a whole new way and become the next top player on the server.

In addition to our monthly top islands events and extensive player leaderboards, CarbonSKY also offers players the opportunity to create their own custom islands. Players can use a variety of building materials and tools to create stunningly unique and imaginative islands that can be accessed and shared with friends. Join us today and let your creativity and imagination run wild on CarbonSKY!

play.carbonsky.xyz:25564

Clone Wars Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where clones of yourself pop up everywhere! Imagine the chaos of having multiple versions of yourself running around causing mischief. Join us for the ultimate clone showdown and see who comes out on top as the ultimate Minecraft master. Will you befriend your clones or battle them to the death? The choice is yours on our wacky server where anything can happen. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world full of yourself!

“PEPPELONI, AH YES THE PEPPELONI” Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is filled with the legendary PEPPELONI! Join us on this wild adventure as we search far and wide for the elusive PEPPELONI, rumored to grant wishes and bring good luck to those who find it.

But beware, the PEPPELONI is fiercely protected by the mischievous PEPPELONI Goblins, who will stop at nothing to keep their precious treasure safe. Will you be brave enough to face these pint-sized pests and claim the PEPPELONI for yourself?

Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, PEPPELONI! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and come join us on the hunt for the legendary PEPPELONI!

Immortality SMP

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Immortality SMP is the server you ALL have been waiting for their are HUGE range of command members can use like /rtp /sethome /home /spawn /uar time /call [player] AND SO MANY MORE this server ALSO has a GREAT COMMUNITY and GREAT STAFF that will do ANYTHING to help you 🙂 so please do JOIN and we will welcome you to our community

emerald.magmanode.com:28450

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Towns Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mines Excavated:	1078	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Items Found:	2599
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9471	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Crops Grown:	3124	Mines Excavated:	3152
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2824
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dimension Hops:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Secret Passages Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4421
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Items Found:	2082	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4317	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Towns Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	8138	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4