DarkHavenAU | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LOLcraft: Where the Internet is Actually Fun!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the internet is more OMOGENEOUS than ever! Forget about boring old 4chan, because we have something BETTER!

Join us for insane adventures and OUTRAGEOUS stories that will leave you laughing for days. Our server is filled with UNIQUE challenges and CRAZY surprises around every corner.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs the old internet when you have us?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Shouta’s Shitty Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our custom disco themed PvP arena, where players battle it out while grooving to the latest hits. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, then look no further! Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Welcome to Your Death!’

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you ready to embark on a journey where there’s no turning back? Even while you sleep, our server will find you and whisk you away to a world of endless possibilities.

Join us and act on your best behavior as you navigate through treacherous lands, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs. But beware, Mother Nature herself may turn her back on you if you’re not careful!

In this world, everybody wants to rule the world – but only the bravest and most skilled players will rise to the top. Are you ready to take on the challenge and conquer this Minecraft server like no other? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ride or Die Craft

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest adventure of your life! Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a 1v1 battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that drop enchanted golden apples when you tame them. And if you manage to find the secret disco cave, you’ll be transported to a realm where the party never stops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Buildings Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WhoaCraft: Where Creeper’s Say ‘Whoa whoa’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attack.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and an endless supply of bacon.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those apples gave him the ability to ride a chicken into battle and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a blast of fun and craziness that will make you question reality itself.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. They built a castle made entirely of dirt blocks and ruled over their kingdom with an iron pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From battling dragons to racing minecarts through lava-filled tunnels, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

“The Roastie Debunked” Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the “roastie” insult has been thoroughly debunked! Join us for a wild ride filled with roasting sessions that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, from giant statues of roast chickens to roasted marshmallow forests. You’ll never run out of roasting material here!

But that’s not all – we also have a roast battle arena where players can go head-to-head in the ultimate roasting showdown. Think you have what it takes to be crowned the Roast King? Join us and find out!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the roastie revolution for yourself. Who knew getting roasted could be so much fun?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AnimeObsessionCraft – Where we mine obsidian with waifus!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old reasons to join? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the most obscure reasons ever! Have you ever started watching an anime because a talking llama told you to? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find hidden diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against an army of evil pandas led by a unicorn with laser eyes!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Towns Built:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Battle Royale: The War Never Ends

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war never ends and chaos reigns supreme! Join us at KHOMANIAC for an infernal experience that will leave you dying of laughter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dared to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. And you know what happened? The dragon choked on the carrot and the player became the new ruler of the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine a giant creeper made entirely out of diamond blocks facing off against a giant chicken armed with a lava bucket. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join KHOMANIAC today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, the war is eternal, the outcome infernal, so die laughing with us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with dank memes and epic loot.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for this player was armed with a diamond sword and a shield made of obsidian. After a fierce battle, the llamas surrendered and offered up their emerald treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for beatboxing and challenging players to dance battles. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Dance Champion of the End?

So come join us on our server for a lit time filled with memes, treasures, and epic adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

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Welcome to …the retreat! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because …the retreat is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is filled with EPIC quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the tunes of Justin Creeper and Llama Gaga. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join …the retreat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub hidden deep within our server.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with UNLIMITED diamonds, FLYING pigs, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a DISCO PARTY!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a REAL-LIFE diamond sword that can chop down trees with just one swing!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click on the link above and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Farms Harvested:	933	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	2813
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Potions Brewed:	176	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4