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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 3164 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 293 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 432 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
1. Our server is like a safe space, just like the player’s grandma’s house. Except here, you can actually close the door to your room and have all the privacy you want. No broken doors here!
2. We have a strict no kids policy, so you won’t have to worry about any 5-year-olds breaking your stuff. And if they do, we’ll scold them, not you!
3. Need a translator? No problem! We have a team of multilingual players ready to help you out. Say goodbye to awkward language barriers!
4. Our server is the perfect place to escape family drama. No jealous step-siblings or overbearing step-parents here. Just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to a drama-free paradise!