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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9327 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 370 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
1. Our server is like a safe space, just like the player’s grandma’s house. Except here, you can actually close the door to your room and have all the privacy you want. No broken doors here!
2. We have a strict no kids policy, so you won’t have to worry about any 5-year-olds breaking your stuff. And if they do, we’ll scold them, not you!
3. Need a translator? No problem! We have a team of multilingual players ready to help you out. Say goodbye to awkward language barriers!
4. Our server is the perfect place to escape family drama. No jealous step-siblings or overbearing step-parents here. Just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to a drama-free paradise!
