Dad’sDineTime | New Minecraft Servers 2024

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Star Shards Collected:	227
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MissileDefenseCraft

Advanced technology, anti-missile system, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military deployment, missile defense, MissileDefenseCraft, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tensions, Troops, US

lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	7811	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mines Excavated:	2795

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6052	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mines Excavated:	1358	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience	Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System	Rewards with Voting Crate Key & Pinata for additional rewards
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, battle, Character, comparison, cute, defeated, envy, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, gilgamesh, Insecurity, legend, Minecraft, Mythological, Powerful, Server, shame, strength, warrior, Weak, WEAKER

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

272021766, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 2, comfy love, Daily, Daily Kouiu no ga Ii, drinks, Friends, game online, good time, GOODBYES, Kouiu, lots of sex, love hotel, Manga, Minecraft, murata, no label, past relationships, relationship, smp, Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable, Tomoka, Unavoidable

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

10. laptop, 11. money, 12. grateful, 13. gifts, 14. ungrateful, 15. parents, 16. celebration, 17. expensive, 18. need, 19. annoyed, 2. upset, 20. Misunderstanding, 3. family, 4. dad, 5. cologne, 6. birthday, 7. college, 8. struggling, 9. financially, aita, CologneCraft, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockBeastCraft

aita, allegations, BlockBeastCraft, Blocking, Charity, controversy, faking charity work, Garbage, illegal gambling, influence, Japan, kids’ food, ksi, logan paul, Lunchly, mrbeast, reputation, Son, Strict, wrong

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ColdWarCraft SMP

arms race, Berlin Wall, capitalism, cold war, Cold War legacy, ColdWarCraft, communism, cuban missile crisis, Eastern bloc, geopolitical tensions, global security, global superpowers, international relations, korean war, military alliances, nuclear proliferation, proxy wars, smp, soviet union, united states, vietnam war, Western Bloc

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

YouTubeWeirdosCraft

#youtube, BIZARRE, eccentric, Fascinating, Niche, Obscure, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, perplexing, quirky, Random, strange, Unconventional, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird, YouTubeWeirdosCraft

Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Star Shards Collected:	75	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BanCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, BanCraft, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international community, international relations, Israel, letter, Minecraft, Nations, non-alignment, Politics, refusal, Secretary General, Server, Support, united nations

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6204	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, emergency response, Herzliya, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, news coverage, northern Israel, nursing home, NursingHomeRaid, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, Yom Kippur

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Toddler GoBot Fun Land

2-3 year olds, children, custom robot, early childhood development, foam-padded robot, Fun, GoBot, increased activity, interactive play, Land, motor skills, movement, physical activity, playmate, Playtime, research, robot playmate, room, study, Technology, Toddler, toddlers, wheeled robot

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

acceptance, age gap, Authenticity, chick, Diversity, Exploration, FANTASY, flicks, Intimacy, Lesbian, lez out, LGBTQ, media representation, Minecraft, misconceptions, older chicks, porn, relationships, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, taboo, younger chicks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

affirmation, appreciation, compassion, compliments, Empathy, encouragement, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, Nice, Positive reinforcement, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6639	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	154
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyCreeperWedding

adult children, aita, communication breakdown, confronting family issues, courthouse wedding, CraftyCreeperWedding, emotional distress, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., financial assistance, financial burden, financial struggles, Inconvenient Wedding, lack of compassion, long distance family, passive aggressive behavior, sibling relationships, Ultimatum, wedding costs

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6318
Alien Abductions:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.