Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your dad’s hurtful comments? Look no further! Join our server and lose yourself in a world where weight doesn’t matter and piglets are celebrated for their cuteness, not their size. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer virtual challenges and build amazing structures. Plus, if your dad ever logs on, we’ll ban him faster than you can say “block him”. So come join us and leave your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Mines Excavated: 4400 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Void Gems Collected: 32 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • RoomieRageCraft

    RoomieRageCraft
    Are you tired of boring roommates who can’t even take care of their own dogs? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to deal with messy roommates again! We promise that our players’ virtual pets won’t leave a stench in your virtual apartment or cause a fly infestation in your virtual room.

    Our server is so awesome that even if your roommate neglects their virtual dog for days on end, you won’t have to clean up piles of virtual dog poop or deal with the smell of virtual dog pee. And if they try to feed their virtual dog Takis, we’ll make sure that virtual bag stays closed!

    So come join us and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Our virtual world is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities, without the hassle of irresponsible roommates. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty30 SMP: Bored at Home!

    Crafty30 SMP: Bored at Home!
    Have you ever found yourself with 30 minutes to spare and absolutely nothing to do? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your boredom woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken race. The winner gets a diamond block, but the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. Trust us, you do not want to be the loser in this scenario.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Rumor has it that there’s a dance-off every night and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Who wouldn’t want that kind of bling?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a scandalous love triangle with two creepers. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Gods Slained: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • HateCraft: Humanity’s Worst

    HateCraft: Humanity’s Worst
    Tired of dealing with annoying humans who always steal your diamonds and burn down your builds? Say no more! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only humans you’ll encounter are super chill and won’t mess with your stuff. Plus, our virtual pet pandas are trained in martial arts and will protect your base from any griefers. So come join us and let’s build a world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Tiny Orbit Earth – Nearest Star

    Tiny Orbit Earth – Nearest Star
    so, like, we found this tiny lil world that’s like earth but not earth, ya know? it’s orbiting the nearest star to us, like so close you can almost touch it. and guess what? we turned it into a minecraft server!

    come join us on this wacky adventure where the trees are made of candy canes and the pigs wear top hats. you can build your own spaceship and explore the galaxy, fight off alien mobs, and maybe even discover a new species of block.

    why join our server, you ask? well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    so what are you waiting for? hop on your rocket ship and blast off to the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Chud Connect Minecraft Server

    Chud Connect Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, come join our server where Phase Connect has been transformed into Chud Connect and Beryl is now a mystical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you accept the challenge and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 277 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP

    Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime-themed adventures and tea parties with your favorite dolls.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all the anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic showdowns. Will you team up with Sailor Moon or go head-to-head with Goku? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event planned for the 20th anniversary of the anime where all players will be transformed into their favorite anime characters. Imagine running around as Naruto or casting spells as Sailor Moon – the possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a tea party like no other!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 307535
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Dimension Hops: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyOwnershipWar

    CraftyOwnershipWar
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in splitting everything 50/50, just like rent and bills in a relationship! But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a car you don’t even own – unless you want to drive it in the game, then maybe we can negotiate.

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy adventures, just like trying to navigate through a conversation about finances with your partner’s parents. Will you stand your ground like a boss and refuse to pay for something you don’t own, or will you cave under pressure like a sandcastle in a tsunami?

    But hey, at least you can contribute to petrol costs and maintenance in the game, because who doesn’t love a good virtual road trip with your virtual partner? So come on, join our server and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility and relationship drama in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Falling into the Void: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • AppAddict Minecraft SMP

    AppAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden. Will you be the brave soul to find it and wield its incredible powers?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition

    BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.

    So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1700
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BlockyTerrorTelAviv

    BlockyTerrorTelAviv
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about this place.

    So, like, imagine this: you spawn into the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even the animals are gettin’ down.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And let me tell ya, that dude knows how to throw a party.

    Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunts? Yeah, every week we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the map for you to find. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but with less pirates and more creepers.

    So, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land

    Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land
    join our minecraft server and avoid becoming an incel statistic! our server is proven to increase your chances of finding love and companionship in the real world. we have special potions that will make you irresistible to the opposite sex, guaranteed! plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any incel energy, so you can game in peace without worrying about creepy vibes. come join us and say goodbye to toxic masculinity forever!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Gods Slained: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

    Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for sequels that just don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We’ve been waiting for a sequel for 10 years, and let me tell you, it’s worth the wait. Our server goes against every single principle of the series, making it the most unpredictable and exciting Minecraft experience out there.

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. We’ve got mini-games that will make you question reality, like “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against flying pigs to reach the finish line. Or how about “Creeper Karaoke” where you have to sing your way out of a TNT explosion?

    But that’s not all! We’ve got secret levels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 78
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato

    Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that threads are listed on the wrong pages! That’s right, you’ll never know what page you’re actually on, adding a whole new level of mystery and confusion to your gameplay experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wacky adventure where threads teleport to different pages and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret hidden page where all the rarest items in the game are waiting for you to claim them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity, confusion, and pure Minecraft madness. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get seriously weird.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SleepingWithCreeper Minecraft Server

    SleepingWithCreeper Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your in-game adventures seem tame in comparison.

    Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of open relationships and the heartache of jealousy? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to test the boundaries of your relationship while mining for diamonds.

    Join us as we navigate the ups and downs of love, trust, and betrayal in the world of Minecraft. Will you be the one to close the door on open relationships, or will you embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a web of romantic entanglements?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster ride in Minecraft. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of love and relationships in the blocky world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp

    InLawCraft: NoGuestHelp
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a guest means you get to sit back, relax, and enjoy the game without lifting a finger! Just like at a dinner party, we believe the host should do all the work while guests have all the fun.

    Join us for a unique experience where you can kick back, sip on virtual wine, and chat with other players while the host takes care of everything. No need to worry about setting the table or doing the dishes here – just focus on having a great time!

    Just like in the story above, we understand the importance of letting guests enjoy themselves without feeling obligated to help out. So come on over and be treated like royalty, because who wants to do housework when they’re trying to slay dragons and build epic structures in Minecraft?

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate VIP treatment – because you deserve to be a spoiled princess (or prince) in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 6355
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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