Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by the ultimate dad joke master. Get ready to LOL your way through epic battles and hilarious quests.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the completely unrelated SOL.BASED BLACK MAN, who always keeps things politically relevant. Who knew Minecraft could be so woke?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary sky snake feasts. That’s right, we eat good on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way to victory. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found: 1687 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
Void Armor Forged: 26 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Epic Battles Fought: 20 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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