Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad pointing out my lack of a bra in front of a crew of construction workers? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience filled with unexpected surprises and awkward moments.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a sitcom episode where your dad thinks he’s being funny by embarrassing you in front of strangers. But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun (or at least that’s what our therapist says).

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s as unpredictable as my dad’s sense of humor, come join us! Just remember to wear a bra, or be prepared for some unexpected commentary from our crew of construction workers.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Wilderness Tamed: 12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SkeletoSMP

    SkeletoSMP

    Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Towns Built: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Potions Brewed: 48
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Sky Valley

    Sky Valley

    Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6208 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 426

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SeaSide

    SeaSide

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • HexArchon

    HexArchon

    Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Teacher

    Teacher

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • WHY

    WHY

    NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Star Shards Collected: 175
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Havzmar

    Havzmar

    Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Sapphire SMP

    Sapphire SMP

    Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ContentVeen

    ContentVeen

    ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Villages Defended: 5 Magic Items Found: 8776
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7173 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Void Gems Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Star Shards Collected: 76

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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