Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad pointing out my lack of a bra in front of a crew of construction workers? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience filled with unexpected surprises and awkward moments.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a sitcom episode where your dad thinks he’s being funny by embarrassing you in front of strangers. But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun (or at least that’s what our therapist says).

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s as unpredictable as my dad’s sense of humor, come join us! Just remember to wear a bra, or be prepared for some unexpected commentary from our crew of construction workers.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Holy Grails Found: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SweetPea Middle School

    SweetPea Middle School

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Enchantments Applied: 62 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 19

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • FriendlyCraft

    FriendlyCraft

    We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Zombie Dances: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FaeTalesMC

    FaeTalesMC

    Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Ores Mined: 8937
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SuperSurvivalX

    SuperSurvivalX

    → IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Veroxus

    Veroxus

    Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Animals Bred: 32
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • IipuCraft

    IipuCraft

    Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Alien Abductions: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Lava Rising

    Lava Rising

    Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Magic Items Found: 7893 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Obtain the Grain OTG

    Obtain the Grain OTG

    SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Gamerland

    Gamerland

    Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Dimension Hops: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RealmWars

    RealmWars

    Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DemonsCraft

    DemonsCraft

    Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Stealcadia

    Stealcadia

    Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BLITHE

    BLITHE

    We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Dimension Hops: 8 Runes Activated: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Magic Items Found: 1875

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Renascence

    Renascence

    Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Magic Items Found: 3692
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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