Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
Void Armor Forged: 11 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Emeralds Found: 1538
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 36
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Animals Bred: 116 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4274 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 223 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Gods Slained: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2672 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 New Chunks Explored: 600280
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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