Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and not having a cute girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be! Why settle for average when you can join a server where only the most attractive players are allowed?

We don’t mess around when it comes to looks and personality – if you’re not bringing your A-game, then you might as well log off now. Our server is like a virtual dating show, where only the hottest players get to mingle and build together. Who needs luck when you’ve got looks and charm on your side?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to snag a cute Minecraft girlfriend. It’s a jungle out there, but on our server, the dating game is taken to a whole new level. Who knows, you might just find love among the blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your virtual soulmate!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Villages Defended: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

    Features:

    Many mods to help immerse you into rp!
    Character Building!
    Seasons!
    • New Season every 3 months!
    • Economy reset every season!
    • New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
    Jobs!
    • Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city!
    • Be a criminal!
    • Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic!
    • Become the best journalist!
    • Compete with other restaurants!
    • Be an adventurer!
    • And much more!

    If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

    Click here to join the Discord server!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server inclusive? Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
    What happens if someone breaks the rules? Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
    How often are new seasons introduced? A new season is introduced every 3 months!
    Can I have multiple characters? Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
    What kind of jobs can I have on the server? You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 58 Villages Defended: 18
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Gods Slained: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5193 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

    Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Farms Harvested: 578 Emeralds Found: 3189
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Animals Bred: 117

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 55 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 201 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Zombie Dances: 7 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 7511
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Chimeras Created: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Magic Items Found: 2691 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Country Happen Minecraft SMP

    Country Happen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

    ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

    Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

    Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 New Chunks Explored: 332584
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

    SecretSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Dimension Hops: 15
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Villages Defended: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

    BlockyDateNightGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

    So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

    plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Mines Excavated: 2744
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Animals Bred: 121

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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