Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Void Armor Forged: 30
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blocky Right Wing Minecraft Server

    Blocky Right Wing Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil forces of right-wing politics? Join our Minecraft server where we fight back by building giant statues of socialist leaders and throwing virtual Molotov cocktails at oppressive structures! Our community of players is made up of strong, independent white working class folks who refuse to be pushed around by the establishment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where we plot the overthrow of the capitalist regime. So come join us and help us stick it to the man in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP

    Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one asks if you’re winning, daughter? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where you’ll hear that question on the daily! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will always have your back, daughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where winning is the only option!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 43

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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