Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Farms Harvested: 105 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Crops Grown: 3438
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

    Squeezy White Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

    Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

    So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 311
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Ores Mined: 9771

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCrisis

    CreeperCrisis
    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

    Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

    So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 439684 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

    that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

    so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8214 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KimPutinCraft

    KimPutinCraft
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Ores Mined: 3656

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alien Panic Attack Server

    Alien Panic Attack Server
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

    so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sync SMP

    Sync SMP

    Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

    Key Features:

    – PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

    Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan
    Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/2tmc-where-21-adults-play-like-hermitcraft-but-with-more-java-datapacks-and-less-vanilla/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok Follow us on Tiktok

    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Farms Harvested: 501
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

    Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General
    Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Animals Bred: 195
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Chimeras Created: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoubleDineDrama

    DoubleDineDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

    Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

    But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRegretz

    CraftyRegretz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Emeralds Found: 2347 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Ores Mined: 9656

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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