Season 1
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| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!
2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.
3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.
4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.
So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.
But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.
Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 61 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!
So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 27 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 3401 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 52153 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.
if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.
come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Java & Bedrock IP | play.broomstix.net |
|---|---|
| Default ports | |
| Discord server | https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8 |
| Online In-game map | https://map.broomstix.net/ |
Features:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions? | Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions. |
| What is the server’s difficulty level? | The server is set to Hard difficulty. |
| Are there any custom features on the server? | Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on the server. |
| Can players teleport to other players? | Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players. |
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).
So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for a chance to fight in epic Tekken 8 battles with your fellow players. That’s right, we’ve modded Minecraft to include Tekken 8 characters and moves, so get ready to unleash your inner fighter!
But that’s not all – we also have a Glicko2 rating system in place to determine your skill level. Are you a Tekken master or a total noob? Find out on our server!
And if you’re feeling lost with all the Tekken terminology, don’t worry. We have a whole wiki dedicated to helping you understand the jargon and notation. You’ll be speaking Tekken like a pro in no time!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Tekken champion of the server!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 300 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own fortress without the fear of someone removing your lock and leaving a hole in your virtual room. Trust us, you won’t have to deal with any tape on your locks here!
And if you ever feel like your privacy is being invaded, just let us know and we’ll make sure your virtual rights are protected. So come on in and enjoy a world where locking doors is not a crime, it’s a necessity for your sanity.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
On our server, you can build your own car out of blocks, race against your siblings, and never have to worry about lending out your precious vehicle. Plus, our virtual parents won’t pressure you into giving up your hard-earned in-game possessions.
So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own car kingdom without any pesky siblings trying to take the wheel. Say goodbye to real-life car troubles and hello to a world where you’re the ultimate car boss!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
