Season 1
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| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 9324 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 111 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 420 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!
The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.
plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.
so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He gained fame for his Minecraft and Fortnite videos, amassing a large following of over 15 million subscribers on his YouTube channel. SSundee is known for his energetic and entertaining commentary, often collaborating with other gamers to create engaging content. He continues to be a prominent figure in the online gaming community, consistently producing content for his loyal fan base.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)
I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
