Season 1
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| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.
plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.
so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He gained fame for his Minecraft and Fortnite videos, amassing a large following of over 15 million subscribers on his YouTube channel. SSundee is known for his energetic and entertaining commentary, often collaborating with other gamers to create engaging content. He continues to be a prominent figure in the online gaming community, consistently producing content for his loyal fan base.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 1317 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)
I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.
Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.
So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 144 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!
Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1455 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.
– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.
But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).
So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!
So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8702 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
