Cumhuriyetroleplay | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mines Excavated:	1995

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	110	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Votes:	1941	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Void Gems Collected:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	199
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	85	Magic Items Found:	3067
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	815	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Players:	108/600	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Potions Brewed:	168	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2