CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	176	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Enchantments Applied:	163	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	7043	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Villages Defended:	19	New Chunks Explored:	187276
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Void Armor Forged:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Star Shards Collected:	171	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.