CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6227	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	160
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3747	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ores Mined:	6053
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	403	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5883
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	64	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!