CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5563	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6661	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Love Letters Sent:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1290
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	150825
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3910
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	9551	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.