| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1895 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 857501 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Crops Grown: | 1015 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
Techno-Magical server of the CubeClub project
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5642 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 1241 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 185 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2391 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1473 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 160 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1315 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 1831 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Votes: | 4574 | Farms Harvested: | 539 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8739 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 141 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5931 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Crops Grown: | 2324 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4441 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9469 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6734 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1796 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4178 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1594 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8166 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 494 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2048 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 183913 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3292 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8135 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Votes: | 874 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 157 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7973 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Emeralds Found: | 2851 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 171 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7017 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5549 |
Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.
So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!
