u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
Enchantments Applied: 207 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Servers

  • WarCraftMC Server: Zelenskyy’s Oil Strike

    WarCraftMC Server: Zelenskyy’s Oil Strike
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like da craziest place u will ever be in, like, ever. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, zombies dat do da macarena, and skeletons dat shoot marshmallows. it’s like a party in da minecraft world, man.

    and, get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can find da rarest diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da lava pits and giant spiders dat guard it. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more danger and excitement.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano? yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ volcano. it’s like a thrill ride dat will make u scream and laugh at da same time.

    so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane and hilarious adventures in da minecraft world. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Enchantments Applied: 284
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Falling into the Void: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Buildings Constructed: 48

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PutinBdayHackers

    PutinBdayHackers
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind. So, like, these Ukrainian hackers were just chillin’ on Putin’s 72nd birthday, right? And they were like, “Yo, let’s mess with the Russian broadcasts, just for funsies.” And they did it, man! They straight up disrupted the whole thing, like a boss!

    So, if you wanna be part of this wild and crazy community, where anything can happen, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Maybe you’ll even become a hacker extraordinaire like those Ukrainian legends. So come on, join us and let’s make some chaos together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Zombie Dances: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Emeralds Found: 993

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bathroom Baby Boomers

    Bathroom Baby Boomers
    join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventures ever! we have a secret underground club where players can hook up and conceive children in the virtual bathrooms! it’s like a virtual love shack, but with creepers and zombies trying to crash the party! become part of the unofficial record of most virtual babies conceived in a game server! only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the wild times on our server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Emeralds Found: 4154 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft

    BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft
    JOIN our MINECRAFT server and PROTECT your bodily integrity like never before! Our server is like a fortress for your virtual body, where no one can touch you without your consent. We prioritize YOUR interests over everything else, even your parents’ crazy ideas or religious beliefs. So come on in and build your own castle of bodily autonomy, because on this server, YOU are the boss of your own body!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

    If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

    ❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

    Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

    ❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

    Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

    ❓️ What do we have here?

    Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

    And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

    ❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

    [пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

    Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 9344
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Gods Slained: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

    But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

    Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

    Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Enchantments Applied: 149

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

    PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

    CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBusterBlues

    BlockBusterBlues
    Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MicroCraftMedicine

    MicroCraftMedicine
    LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Animals Bred: 123 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2676 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8483 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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