Crypto Lmao Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	7688	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	131	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magic Items Found:	5011
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Animals Bred:	61	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Void Armor Forged:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Farms Harvested:	991	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ores Mined:	2379

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Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	297	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Votes:	5794
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	5623

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	511	Animals Bred:	93
Void Armor Forged:	22	Villages Defended:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	100	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	8159	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	157
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

Players:	106/400	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6409
Towns Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	5024