CryCraft: No More Tears

Attention, Boundaries, Choices, CryCraft, crying, Fallout, Friend, hooking up, male attention, Moral values, one night stand, relationship, Religious, religious beliefs, religious conflict, roommate, roommates, sex, sobbing, Tears, Understanding, victim mentality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your roommate’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Just like your roommate, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know what will happen next, whether it’s a sobbing session in the living room or a heated argument over who stole the diamonds.

But don’t worry, we’ll always be here to cheer you up and make you feel better, just like you did for your roommate. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own religious bf who will try to keep you from coming over for some steamy Minecraft sessions.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want a taste of the chaotic life, join us now! Just remember, no crying on the couch if you lose all your loot.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Animals Bred:	134	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PolarBearPurgeCraft

animal control, animal encounter, Arctic, climate change, conservation, Endangered species, endangered wildlife, Environmental Protection, habitat loss, Iceland, law enforcement, nature conservation, polar bear, polar bear sighting, polar regions, PolarBearPurgeCraft, rare, Shooting, unexpected visitor, wildlife, wildlife management

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT POLAR BEARS THAT DO CRAZY SH*T LIKE SHOWING UP IN ICELAND AND GETTING SHOT BY POLICE. IF U WANNA SEE MORE WILD ANIMALS DOING DUMB STUFF, COME ON OVER. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. WHY WOULD U WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THIS INSANITY??? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, WHERE ANYTHING GOES AND NOTHING MAKES SENSE!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Tire SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Pvp, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Prison, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Tire SMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. It’s crossplay so both Java and Bedrock clients can connect. The IP is tiresmp.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	88	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Emeralds Found:	4633	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Earth Steam Oil and Steel

Community, Create, Earth, Earth Map, Factions, Friendly, Geographic, Geopolitical, large map, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, nation, new, Oil, Roleplay, Server, smp, smp server, Steam, Steel, Survival, welcome

We are a new Minecraft modded geopolitical smp server! Our server offers a friendly community and a large earth map with a good amount of necessary mods and the ability to create your own nation! We welcome all, so what are you waiting for? We look forward to seeing you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where Pumpkins Rule and Medieval Villagers Drool in ATM9:TTS Modded Madness!

atm9tts, changelog, Community, Curseforge, Discord, Drool, Events, Forge, Homes, invite, madness, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Network, new players, Prominence, Pumpkins, Pumpkraft, PvP, Quests, Ranks, RPG, rule, server ip, Staff, Time, Tpa, villagers

PumpKraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Modpack	Server IP
	Prominence 2 [RPG] v2.6.0HF	pr2.pumpkraft.net
ATM9: to the Skies (Upcoming)	N/A	N/A
Medieval MC	Medeival MC	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server directly by using the provided server IP addresses.

2. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers features such as tpa, homes, quests, toggleable PvP, time ranks, staff online 24/7, and regular custom events.

3. How can I get more information or connect with other players?

Feel free to join our discord server: https://discord.gg/invite/gzWZhMT9xK

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Jamaica Vibes Minecraft Server

Adventure, ATTRACTIONS, Beaches, bob marley, caribbean, culture, Exploration, Food, History, Hospitality, island life, jamaica, local cuisine, Minecraft, Reggae, Relaxation, Resorts, Server, tourism, travel, Tropical, vacation, VIBES

Oh man, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server that’s basically a virtual Jamaica! Picture this: palm trees swaying in the breeze, reggae music blasting in the background, and players riding around on virtual beach cruisers. It’s like a tropical paradise in pixel form!

But that’s not even the best part. The server has a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for epic prizes. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold somewhere on the island – if you can find it, that is.

So why join this Minecraft server? Well, where else can you surf on lava waves, ride dolphins through the ocean, and battle zombie pirates all in one place? It’s like a vacation to Jamaica without ever leaving your computer screen. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun waiting for you on this server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft SMP: > Creed: “Ain’t gonna be no rematch,…”

Aint, apollo, boxing, Champions, COMEBACK, creed, Defeat, determination, Fighting, Gonna, Minecraft, motivation, movie quotes, movie scenes, perseverance, REMATCH, Rivalry, Rocky, smp, sports, Stallion, Training, Underdog, Victory

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the battles are as intense as a Rocky vs Apollo rematch! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing when someone will challenge you to a duel and yell “STALLION, WHERE’S MY REMATCH?!”

Our server is filled with crazy characters who will stop at nothing to claim victory, just like Apollo Creed demanding a rematch. So if you’re ready to test your skills against the toughest players in the Minecraft world, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion!

But beware, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline-pumping action and insane battles that will leave you shouting “Ain’t gonna be no rematch, ain’t gonna be no rematch!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4706
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Towns Built:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DislikeAtFirst – Minecraft SMP

anticipated enjoyment, changed mind, Disappointment, DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, DislikeAtFirst, failed expectations, false expectations, initial excitement, let down, Minecraft, regretful experience, smp, surprising dislike, unanticipated disappointment, unanticipated dislike, unexpected aversion, unexpected disappointment, unexpected dislike, unexpected outcome, unexpected reaction, unexpected taste, unmet expectations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Mount, capable of flying you to the highest peaks of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NoObsoProductsMC

anti-obsolescence products, durable goods, durable products, eco-conscious items, eco-friendly products, enduring products, lasting items, long-lasting items, long-term goods, non-disposable items, non-perishable goods., NoObsoProductsMC, planned obsolescence, products, Quality Goods, reliable products, sustainable goods, sustainable products, timeless items, timeless products

Are you tired of your Minecraft server breaking down every time you try to build a castle? Look no further! Our server is made with diamond-infused redstone that will never break or wear out, guaranteed for eternity! Join us and never worry about planned obsolescence ruining your gaming experience again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of invincible creepers who will protect your creations at all costs. So come on over and join the fun, where the only thing planned to last forever is the epicness of our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

UkrainianPilotz Minecraft Server

advanced training, Air Force, Aviation, cross-border collaboration, Defense, fighter jets, fighter pilots, flight school, France, French jet training, International cooperation, military alliance, military aviation, military training, Minecraft, nato, pilot program, pilot training, Server, skilled pilots, Ukraine, Ukrainian pilots, UkrainianPilotz

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pilots have completed french jet training and are now ready to take to the skies in blocky planes! fly through the virtual world with your fellow pilots and conquer the skies with your mad skills. who needs real life when you can live out your wildest flying fantasies in minecraft? join now and soar to new heights!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockBlastin’ Beirut

Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastin, confirmation, Conflict, death, hezbollah, Hezbollah statement, international relations, Israeli airstrike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military leader, military official, political violence, regional tensions, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, top official

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than hezbollah vs israel! our top military officials are constantly getting taken out by insane airstrikes in beirut… but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some intense pvp action and see if u can survive longer than our top dude did! plus, we got the best loot and craziest builds u won’t find anywhere else. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

{Moderation team}, Ant Battle, anti cheat, balanced modes, beautiful maps, Bed wars, build battle, Builders, cakes, Castle Battle, Cozy, cs go, Deathrun, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hosting, Hunger Games, invite a friend, login privileges, Low Ping, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, OWNER, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, tea, technical support, TNT Run, tube project, unique quest system, versions 1.8

❤️ We are the most tube project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you unforgettable impressions during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

* Daily login privileges

* Generous “Invite a Friend!” system

* Unique quest system

* Frequent events and giveaways

* The most beautiful maps from our builders

* Reliable moderation team

* The most powerful anti-cheat

* Balanced economy

* Fast and responsive technical support

* Low ping

* Support for all versions starting from 1.8

* Good, wonderful, beautiful, and most importantly modest Owner

* Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we’re already waiting for you!

P.S. We also have the most delicious cakes!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Animals Bred:	150
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

No Coordinates, No Elytra, No Resets – Just Chaos and Fun on NoCoords Legacy 1.21 Semi-Anarchy!

Chaos, coordinates, ELYTRA, Fun, Legacy, Nocoords, Resets, semi anarchy, Semianarchy

IP	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to improve game balance. Some modifications include disabled coordinates, disabled elytra, and more. The server has minimal rules to ensure a fun and safe experience for all players.

Basic Rules

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

For more details on the rules, refer to the server spawn.

FAQ

Q: Are coordinates completely disabled on the server?

A: Yes, coordinates are disabled to add a challenge to navigation in the game.

Q: Can I use elytra on the server?

A: No, elytra are disabled on NoCoords Legacy to maintain game balance.

Q: What happens if I use end crystals or bed explosions?

A: End crystals and bed explosions do no damage to players or the environment on this server.

Q: Will I encounter phantoms while playing on this server?

A: Phantom spawning is disabled on NoCoords Legacy.

Q: Is it possible to take void damage on the nether roof?

A: Yes, void damage is enabled on the nether roof to prevent exploits.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server rules?

A: You can find additional details on the rules at the server spawn location.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1593
Gods Slained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

2026, album release, calling it, cover, Crafty, creeper, Future, industry prediction, long term prediction, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music analysis, music cover, music industry forecast, music news, music prediction, music speculation, music trends, pop culture, prediction, Server, trend forecasting, upcoming trends

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a world of pure insanity! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of exploding chickens while battling a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe this server will be the cover story in 2026 for being the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Bow Down To Your New God Minecraft SMP

A, adoration, bow, Bow Down., deity, deity worship, devotion, divine worship, GOD, god worship, homage, idolatry, Minecraft, new god, obeisance, praise, religious worship, reverence, smp, spiritual devotion, Submission, SUPPLICATION, veneration, Worship

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins have no sense of humor? Well, look no further because on this server, /a/ is your new god! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need to do is worship /a/ and you’ll be blessed with infinite resources and protection from creepers.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that he’s willing to share with those who can defeat him in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me, a dance-off with a dragon! So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to enter. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth against the most skilled villagers in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. /a/ awaits your worship!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockyBedRejects

30s, advances, assigned seats, Attention, BlockyBedRejects, cleaning, Conversation, Cooking, counseling, CUDDLE, day off, Dismissive, husband, ice cream, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, mean, Rejecting, SAHM, snuggle, toxic parents

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your toxic relationship drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft away from all the real-life nonsense.

Join us for a chance to escape the assigned sofa seats of your in-laws and create your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about being shooed away or getting zero attention here – our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time.

And if you’re tired of always giving in and doing things someone else’s way, our server is the perfect place to assert your independence and build your own empire. Plus, we offer virtual counseling sessions for those who need a little extra support (sorry, real-life husband not included).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your relationship drama behind – because who needs real-life intimacy when you have virtual diamonds to mine?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1595	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!