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WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	2771
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	251
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Magic Items Found:	6112
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mines Excavated:	1137
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	278	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1759	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

collapsing, Crisis, cultural decline, Decline, demographic crisis, Disaster, economic collapse, economic downturn, environmental degradation, financial instability, geopolitical instability, Government failure, infrastructure failure, Japan, Minecraft, natural disasters, political turmoil, population decline, recession, Server, social unrest, societal breakdown

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	259	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

3DS Texture Packs, 4chanX, Aliceschizo, Board Game, Chaos, Crafting, Digital Devil Saga, general, Giten Megami Tensei, golden joystick awards, kickstarter, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, neocities, Raidou project, schizo information, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game, smp, smtg, SMTVV, SteamDB, streaming services, Tensei, Tokyo Conception, translation patch, Vengeance OST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	327	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bus stop, Communication, Decision making, dirty hands, gut feeling, intuition, Lending, NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger, personal belongings, Phone, refusing, Safety, self-preservation, setting boundaries, Social Interaction, stranger, stranger danger, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8908	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2