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MindCraft LimbTech

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Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to play Minecraft with your mind? Well, on this server, we got brain-controlled bionic limbs that are like, SO CLOSE to becoming a reality! Imagine building a castle just by thinking about it – no more pesky clicking or keyboard smashing needed!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can control your character with your thoughts. It’s like telekinesis but in Minecraft form! Plus, rumor has it that the bionic limbs give you super strength in the game. You’ll be able to mine blocks faster than a speeding bullet and defeat mobs with just a flick of your brain!

So come on, join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the future of gaming. Who needs hands when you have a brain that can do it all? Let’s get crazy and build the most insane creations together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	129	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

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Jacksepticeye, born Seán William McLoughlin, is a popular Irish YouTuber known for his energetic and humorous gaming videos. With over 27 million subscribers on his channel, he has become one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community. Jacksepticeye is known for his catchphrase “Top of the morning to ya, laddies!” and his charismatic personality that keep his fans engaged and entertained.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4681	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ISO SMP: Where adults play pretend in a fresh new world without any added vanilla or hermit-craft flavor!

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ISO SMP Overview

Feature	Description
18+ community	We welcome players who are 18 years old and above to join our server.
Chest locking plugin	Players can lock their chests using signs to prevent unauthorized access.
Invisible item frames	Players can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Player and mob heads	Players can collect and display player and mob heads as trophies.
Deathchest	A chest will spawn at the player’s death location to store their items.
Vein-miner	Players can mine entire veins of ores with a single block break.
/home	Players can set a home location and teleport back to it anytime.
Shops with custom economy	Players can create shops to trade items with others using a custom economy system.
NO-GRIEF	We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment.
Server uptime	Our server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay.
Custom armor stand	Players can customize armor stands with different poses and equipment.
Mini-blocks	Enjoy building with smaller blocks to create intricate designs.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the ISO SMP server?

To join our server, please connect using the Minecraft IP address provided on our Discord server: [insert IP address here].

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community as long as they abide by our rules and guidelines.

3. Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

Yes, we require players to be 18 years old or above to join our server.

4. How can I protect my belongings from theft?

You can use the chest locking plugin and signs to secure your chests and prevent unauthorized access.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Land Respect Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	253
Dragon Eggs Found:	3884	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5486

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Towns Built:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PreggoPurgeCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	7655	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Villages Defended:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

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Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	9922
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky HR Fun Land

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So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Star Shards Collected:	247	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1077	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Towns Built:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30