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Blocky HR Fun Land

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So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ores Mined:	2388	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Towns Built:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8172	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

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So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6719	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Crops Grown:	1269	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

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are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ores Mined:	2679
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sugar Rush City

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come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

StalkerPE Minecraft server

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This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mines Excavated:	2032	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dimension Hops:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SassySibs Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8619
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	0