CrushedByMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

10. laptop, 11. money, 12. grateful, 13. gifts, 14. ungrateful, 15. parents, 16. celebration, 17. expensive, 18. need, 19. annoyed, 2. upset, 20. Misunderstanding, 3. family, 4. dad, 5. cologne, 6. birthday, 7. college, 8. struggling, 9. financially, aita, CologneCraft, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockBeastCraft

aita, allegations, BlockBeastCraft, Blocking, Charity, controversy, faking charity work, Garbage, illegal gambling, influence, Japan, kids’ food, ksi, logan paul, Lunchly, mrbeast, reputation, Son, Strict, wrong

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ColdWarCraft SMP

arms race, Berlin Wall, capitalism, cold war, Cold War legacy, ColdWarCraft, communism, cuban missile crisis, Eastern bloc, geopolitical tensions, global security, global superpowers, international relations, korean war, military alliances, nuclear proliferation, proxy wars, smp, soviet union, united states, vietnam war, Western Bloc

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Buildings Constructed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

YouTubeWeirdosCraft

#youtube, BIZARRE, eccentric, Fascinating, Niche, Obscure, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, perplexing, quirky, Random, strange, Unconventional, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird, YouTubeWeirdosCraft

Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BanCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, BanCraft, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international community, international relations, Israel, letter, Minecraft, Nations, non-alignment, Politics, refusal, Secretary General, Server, Support, united nations

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, emergency response, Herzliya, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, news coverage, northern Israel, nursing home, NursingHomeRaid, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, Yom Kippur

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Toddler GoBot Fun Land

2-3 year olds, children, custom robot, early childhood development, foam-padded robot, Fun, GoBot, increased activity, interactive play, Land, motor skills, movement, physical activity, playmate, Playtime, research, robot playmate, room, study, Technology, Toddler, toddlers, wheeled robot

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

acceptance, age gap, Authenticity, chick, Diversity, Exploration, FANTASY, flicks, Intimacy, Lesbian, lez out, LGBTQ, media representation, Minecraft, misconceptions, older chicks, porn, relationships, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, taboo, younger chicks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	2304	Towns Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

affirmation, appreciation, compassion, compliments, Empathy, encouragement, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, Nice, Positive reinforcement, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Animals Bred:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyCreeperWedding

adult children, aita, communication breakdown, confronting family issues, courthouse wedding, CraftyCreeperWedding, emotional distress, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., financial assistance, financial burden, financial struggles, Inconvenient Wedding, lack of compassion, long distance family, passive aggressive behavior, sibling relationships, Ultimatum, wedding costs

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MemoryWipeMCSMP

choose, cognitive reset, emotions, erase, Experience, feelings, forget, Memories, Memory, MemoryWipeMCSMP, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past, Pick, Recapture, Recollection, redo, reexperience, RELIVE, repeat, selective amnesia

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could erase your memory and experience the thrill of starting fresh on a new server? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special potion that will erase your memory every time you log in!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite foods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ThirstQuencherCraft

Imagine a Minecraft server where the rivers flow with ice-cold soda pop instead of water! Yes, you heard that right! Quench your thirst with a refreshing drink straight from the source while building your dream pixelated paradise. But be warned, the mobs are addicted to caffeine and will do anything to get their hands on your precious beverages. So join us and experience the fizzy madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, artillery brigades, BrigadeCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Directive, east asia, escalation, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military drills, Minecraft, North Korea, peace talks, Political, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tensions, threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the intense battles between North and South Korea! build your own artillery brigades and launch missiles at your enemies! will you be able to bring peace to the region or will chaos reign supreme? join now and be part of the action! but be careful, Kim Jong-un might be watching…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Animals Bred:	193
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VugledarMarineElite

Battle casualties, combat fatalities, Elite brigade, Infantry casualties, Infantry losses, Loss of personnel, marine corps, military casualties, military conflict, Military losses, Military operations, Russian army, Russian forces, Russian marines, russian military, Russian soldiers, Russian troops, Vugledar battles, VugledarMarineElite, war casualties

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got this elite brigade of Russian marines who are like, super hardcore and stuff. But get this, they keep losing like, 80% of their personnel in battles for Vugledar. Like, how crazy is that? But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server.

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle and the chaos of war. Plus, you might even get to witness some epic fails and hilarious mishaps along the way. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of Minecraft for surviving the madness of Vugledar.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Expert Server

Artificial Intelligence, computational linguistics, Crafty, data science, deep learning, Expert, expert systems, information retrieval, innovation, knowledge representation, language generation, language processing, language understanding., Large Language Model, machine learning, mixture of experts, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, research, Science, Server, Technology, text generation

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

first of all, we got a bunch of crazy mods dat will blow ur mind! like, u can ride a chicken as a mount and shoot fireballs out of ur butt! how cool is dat?

plus, our community is da bomb diggity! we got players from all over da world, from mars to pluto! u will never be bored with all da shenanigans goin on!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds? yea, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in minecraft!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wild and wacky minecraft server and let’s have some epic fun together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	61
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	201
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4003	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10