Crumb-licking Chefs SMP: where cookies are baked, not mined! [smp]

Crumb-licking Chefs SMP: where cookies are baked, not mined! [smp]

Smart Cookies SMP Server Overview

Features
Dynmap: live map of the world with the option to /hide
Stackable items
Extensive story to keep you entertained
Many more custom content

We hope to see you around as we venture into this new world. Whether it be through builds, pvp, storytelling, or anything of the like, we would love to see you join us!

If you’re interested in joining, here’s our discord: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question Answer
Can I join the Smart Cookies SMP server? Yes, you can join us by connecting to our server and joining our discord community.
Are there any rules I need to follow on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone.
How often do you update the server with new content? We strive to regularly update the server with new features, events, and content to keep things fresh and exciting for our players.
Can I create my own guild or join an existing one? Yes, players are encouraged to create their own guilds or join existing ones to enhance their gameplay experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Void Gems Collected: 35 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

    RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

    Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

    Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 82
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

    TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

    2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

    3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

    4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

    Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun
    Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

    Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Crops Grown: 7304

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

    Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

    So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

    Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

    Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

    And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Isle of Man LOLz 2024

    Isle of Man LOLz 2024
    Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1343 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

    MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

    Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

    But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

    Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Animals Bred: 60 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crab Rave Craft

    Crab Rave Craft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

    Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

    Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Ores Mined: 4956 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Chimeras Created: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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