Crumb-licking Chefs SMP: where cookies are baked, not mined! [smp]

Crumb-licking Chefs SMP: where cookies are baked, not mined! [smp]

Smart Cookies SMP Server Overview

Features
Dynmap: live map of the world with the option to /hide
Stackable items
Extensive story to keep you entertained
Many more custom content

We hope to see you around as we venture into this new world. Whether it be through builds, pvp, storytelling, or anything of the like, we would love to see you join us!

If you’re interested in joining, here’s our discord: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question Answer
Can I join the Smart Cookies SMP server? Yes, you can join us by connecting to our server and joining our discord community.
Are there any rules I need to follow on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone.
How often do you update the server with new content? We strive to regularly update the server with new features, events, and content to keep things fresh and exciting for our players.
Can I create my own guild or join an existing one? Yes, players are encouraged to create their own guilds or join existing ones to enhance their gameplay experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

    StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

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    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

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    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Mediocre Mineville

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    Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

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    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Zombie Dances: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Crops Grown: 7081 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

    CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Crops Grown: 3598 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 467 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

    CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

    CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

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    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Star Shards Collected: 295
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

    Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block
    Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.

    On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?

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    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Zombie Dances: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Star Shards Collected: 283
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 9005

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server

    Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords?

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    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • World of MemeCraft: Where Blocks Meet LOLs

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    WMIF is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it is a magical wonderland where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so beautiful that even the Ender Dragon wants to take a vacation here.

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    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only lootboxes you’ll find are filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! Say goodbye to battle passes and daily missions, because on our server, you make your own rules!

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    Embark on epic adventures and build your dream world without any EA shenanigans or Fortnite drama. Chat with fellow players and create unforgettable memories in a community untouched by Ecelebs or the chaos of the Covid pandemic.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where creativity reigns supreme and where Reddit and Twitter are just distant memories. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 281
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 197 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Crops Grown: 5558 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Chaos: Where even the system thinks it’s glitching

    Crafty Chaos: Where even the system thinks it’s glitching
    Are you tired of the boring, mundane Minecraft servers out there? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs!

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    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and absolute madness!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Yes, you read that right – talking creepers! They’ll tell you jokes, give you quests, and even teach you how to do the floss dance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn – a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of pizza from the Diamond Unicorn.

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    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Crops Grown: 3349 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • GymClassHeroCraft

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a disco ball at a rave? Look no further, my dudes! Our server is so rad, it’ll make you feel like a cute 15 year old in gym clothes again! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the king of the land. How, you ask? Because our server has insane custom plugins that give you superpowers like flying on a unicorn and shooting rainbows out of your fingertips. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns and rainbows, baby!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine battling it out with other players to see who can build the most epic statue of a potato. Winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for life.

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    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BritsNBlocks

    BritsNBlocks
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Chester edition server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary cheeseburger sword, rumored to have the power to defeat the evil creepers with just one bite!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret disco party hidden deep underground, where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and skeletons.

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    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 296270 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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