CruiseGateCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty McCraftface: Where creepers are just misunderstood pets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you come home from a long day of mining and crafting, only to find a mysterious figure rummaging through your basement for valuables. What do you do? Join our server to find out! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through crazy scenarios like this one. Plus, who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our world? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

1. DavisCraft 2. Joel’s Blocky Adventures 3. The Joel Zone 4. Pixelated Joel 5. Joel’s Mine-tastic World 6. Joel’s Epic Blocks 7. Crafty Joel’s Realm 8. Joel’s Blocky Kingdom 9. The JoelCraft Server 10. Joel’s Minecraft Madness

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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the players are as tall as giants and as strong as Hulk? Look no further than our server, where our 6’7 Aussie gigachad players roam the land, crushing blocks with their bare hands and building epic structures with their massive muscles.

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary battles between gigachads, where they use their superhuman strength to duel it out in epic PvP matches. Will you be able to stand toe to toe with these towering titans?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. Beware of their sneaky tricks as you navigate through the world and try to survive their deadly pranks.

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server, where the gigachads reign supreme and the ninja chickens keep you on your toes. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixelated Pandemonium: NijiEN’s Wild Minecraft Madness!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Join our server where the Nijisanji EN crew has taken over and turned it into a wild and wacky world of mayhem!

From LazuLight causing mischief to OBSYDIA bringing the drama, you never know what to expect on this server. Ethyria is filled with magical surprises, Luxiem is a land of endless possibilities, and Noctyx is where the party never stops.

ILUNA is a realm of enchantment, XSOLEIL is where the sun always shines (even at night), Krisis is a place of epic battles, and TTT is where teamwork makes the dream work.

Join now for a chance to build, explore, and survive in this insane world of Nijisanji EN madness! Just remember to watch out for bait, shitposting, and discordfags – they’re lurking around every corner. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FF16 Fan Club Minecraft Server – Where it’s safe to admit you liked it!

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Are you tired of hiding your love for Final Fantasy 16? Well, fear no more! Our Minecraft server is a safe haven where you can proudly proclaim your adoration for ff16 without judgment. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your ff16 obsession is not only accepted but celebrated!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks suddenly start disappearing or if you find yourself being chased by a floating pickaxe!

So come on down to our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where anything is possible, even admitting your love for ff16!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pole-landia: Where we embrace our inner Polack and build epic shit together!

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Are you tired of all the political drama and war talk? Come join our Minecraft server where the only battles you’ll be fighting are against creepers and zombies! Our server is a peaceful haven away from all the chaos of the real world.

Forget about Poland and Russia, come build your own empire in our virtual world. No need to worry about politicians making questionable decisions, the only decisions you’ll be making are what block to place next.

Join us and escape the madness of the real world. Build, explore, and have a blast with our friendly community of players. Who needs war when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the politics behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyIndie – Where Creepers and Hipsters Unite!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things indie games! If you’re tired of the mainstream and craving something different, then this is the place for you. We’ve got everything from Age of Decadence to A Hat in Time, and even some obscure gems like DashBored and Loop Hero.

Join us and become part of a community that celebrates the weird and wonderful world of indie games. Whether you’re into JRPGs, idle games, or roguelites, we’ve got something for everyone. And hey, if you’re a fan of games that don’t quite fit in anywhere else, like Atelier or Rayman, then you’ll feel right at home here.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you chat about games that are so underground, they practically live in a basement? Plus, we’ve got a booru filled with fan art, a Steam group for even more indie game goodness, and recommendations to help you discover your next favorite game.

Don’t be stuck in the mainstream, come join us and let your indie game flag fly high! Who knows, you might just uncover a hidden gem that will become your new obsession. See you in the pixelated world of indie games!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5449

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PeacefulPunchCraft: Where Pacifists Punch Trees and Make Friends!

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Are you tired of being a peaceful pacifist in a world full of blocky chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against hordes of pixelated monsters and rival players.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the creepers here are extra explosive, the zombies are extra hungry, and the skeletons have impeccable aim. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive in this treacherous world.

Join us if you dare, and prove to the world that even a pacifist like you can become a pixelated powerhouse in this epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyMemes: Where 4chan trolls unite & build epic blocks. Email verification optional!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic that even Reddit is talking about us – we’re basically celebrities in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Daddy’s Minecraft Daycare: Where we make sure you’re growing… your diamond collection!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come on over to our server where we have a dedicated team of daddies making sure you’re growing properly! That’s right, we’ll nurture you like a delicate little sapling and watch you flourish into a beautiful Minecraft player.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that leads straight to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted loot. But be warned, the roller coaster is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a friendly BOOM!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Daddy’s waiting for you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Taco Town: Where All Latinos Are Born Equally (in Minecraft)

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all Latinos are born with special abilities that make them unique! From super speed to flying powers, you never know what kind of crazy skills you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing against a Latino player who can run at the speed of light or battling a flying Latino who can shoot fireballs from the sky. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

But beware, not all Latinos are created equal on our server. Some may have the power to turn invisible or teleport at will, making them tricky opponents to defeat. So gather your friends and get ready for an epic adventure filled with surprises and laughs.

Join us now and discover why aren’t all Latinos born equally on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Potions Brewed:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Nijisanji Stock Market Madness: Crafty Chaos Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for a chance to witness the epic rise and fall of virtual empires, just like the stock market crash of Nijisanji!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From the treacherous buyback cycles to the epic battles for stock performance bonuses, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Will Nijisanji survive the fallout? Will the top cream bail out before it’s too late? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And don’t miss out on our exclusive stock numberfag bonus! Watch as new investors try to predict the next big bounce, only to be thwarted by shorters trying to screw each other out of money. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos and drama of Nijisanji like never before. It’s a slow and quiet corpo death you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

YIIKcraft: Legacy Edition – Where Earthbound Meets Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Earthbound knock offs? Want a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where YIIK has more of a legacy than all those other copycats combined!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where llamas rule the land and creepers are actually friendly pets. Build your own empire out of diamond blocks and watch as unicorns prance through the forests. But beware, for the evil Ender Dragon is always lurking, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience the true power of YIIK? Trust us, once you’ve seen a pig riding a minecart through a rainbow, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Villages Defended:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ZombiePocalypse: Andy & Leyley’s Coffin Adventure #167

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Our server is so amazing, it’s like stepping into a whole new world where anything is possible.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it that there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Coffin of Andy and Leyley, a mystical artifact said to grant its owner unlimited power. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the most powerful player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	184
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen are better at housework than the men

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Tired of dealing with domestic abuse, child abuse, and misogyny from men? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only abuse you’ll encounter is from the federal government and their lobbyist nepotist masters!

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off corrupt politicians and their cronies who are trying to take over the virtual world. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and weapons at your disposal to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of chaos and mayhem in Minecraft. Who needs creepers and zombies when you have corrupt politicians to battle against? Let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5742	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1