come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the cows shoot lasers from their eyes. we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.
our server is so lit, even the ender dragon does the macarena while you try to defeat it. we have a secret recipe for diamond armor made out of cheese and a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoot rainbows out of your hands. plus, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.
so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. who needs crotchless panties when you can have pantiless crotches?
