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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
Love Letters Sent: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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