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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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