come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more toxic than the pesticides in agriculture is the banter in the chat! we’ve got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a smoker lighting up a ciggy.

experts say our server is so misleading, it’ll have you questioning reality like you just smoked a whole pack of cigarettes. but don’t worry, we’ve got the cure for your boredom with our insane events and competitions that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky pesticides.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see why our server is the most addictive thing since nicotine!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Crops Grown: 8713 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • KangarooCraft: The Land Down Under with extra shrimp on the barbie. No dingos allowed!

    KangarooCraft: The Land Down Under with extra shrimp on the barbie. No dingos allowed!

    Server Overview

    IP mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord invite link https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
    Apply here https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

    AussieSMP

    The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server to ensure a safe and cultural fitting environment. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and methods to protect from griefing.

    Features

    • The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
    • Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics
    • Decently sized shopping area with player created shops
    • Teleport commands for easy navigation
    • Land-claiming system for protection
    • Multiple worlds with no full resets planned
    • Part of a growing network with additional servers
    • External community resources like Discord and a wiki

    Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Use common sense

    If you want to play Minecraft with friends or solo, this server is a great choice for you.

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the AussieSMP server?

    To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelist-based, so applications are necessary.

    2. Is the server purely vanilla?

    The server has some extra features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it’s not a completely pure vanilla experience.

    3. What is the server’s location?

    The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia.

    4. Are there any rules to follow on the server?

    Yes, there are rules in place to maintain a respectful and enjoyable environment. Not following the rules may result in removal from the community.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Buildings Constructed: 34

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Japan is not just a country, it’s a way of life! Join us on this wild ride as we explore the land of the rising sun in pixelated glory.

    Ever wanted to ride a giant sushi roll through a field of cherry blossoms? Well, now you can! Our server offers unique custom mounts that will have you zipping through the landscape like a true samurai.

    But that’s not all – our PvP battles are so intense, they make Godzilla vs King Kong look like a friendly game of tag. Test your skills against other players in epic duels that will leave you breathless (and possibly in need of a new keyboard).

    And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games. From sumo wrestling with creepers to karaoke nights in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Japan like never before – just don’t be surprised if you end up craving ramen for the rest of your life!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1376 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Cuck Wins Minecraft SMP

    Cuck Wins Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to see the most outrageous pics that cucks have sent of their girls – we’re talking full-on collections of their favorite snaps! It’s like a virtual peep show, but with pixelated blocks instead of real people. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a scandalous adventure unlike any other!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Gods Slained: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SibSquadMC: AITA for Group Text?

    SibSquadMC: AITA for Group Text?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only fighting you’ll see is in epic PvP battles! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure.

    Need a break from dealing with your wife’s siblings and their never-ending arguments? Look no further! Our server provides a safe haven where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players. Plus, our community is always ready to lend a helping hand or engage in some friendly banter.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where sending a group text doesn’t result in a family feud? Where surgery updates are met with excitement instead of estate disputes? Only here, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build.

    Don’t be the “asshole” in your family, join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama behind! Who knew escaping reality could be this much fun?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Animals Bred: 52 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • JoyfulBlock Minecraft SMP

    JoyfulBlock Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are friendly, the pigs can fly, and the chickens are secretly plotting world domination. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

    So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing for days? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • RegretCraft: Life’s Biggest Mistakes

    RegretCraft: Life’s Biggest Mistakes
    Are you still haunted by that one time you accidentally killed your pet pig in Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a strict no-pig-killing policy! Join us and never have to live with that guilt again.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all the land!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to team up with this explosive specter and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Join us and find out!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Alien Abductions: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyAxis Minecraft Server

    CraftyAxis Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight an evil axis of JP Morgan CEOs who are trying to take over the world with their economic power!!! we need brave warriors to stop them and save the world from financial doom!!! build your own fortress, team up with other players, and defeat the evil bankers in epic battles!!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not??? join now and be a hero in this crazy world of minecraft madness!!!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Potions Brewed: 23
    Ores Mined: 7119 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • WarCraftWeapons

    WarCraftWeapons
    so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got more weapons than Ukraine, like for real. Stoltenberg himself said that delivering more weapons will help end the war sooner, so imagine how epic our battles are gonna be. join now and be part of the ultimate showdown, where the only way to win is by crafting the craziest weapons and dominating the battlefield. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Levian Nexus: Where Minecraft becomes a real ATM for building architects in North America!

    Levian Nexus: Where Minecraft becomes a real ATM for building architects in North America!

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    We have 5 servers running on the system right now. FTB Revelation is the oldest with the others about 2 months old. The servers share in-game chat with each other and our Discord server, so there’s always someone to talk to even if you’re only interested in a quiet pack like Stoneblock 3. Come in, check things out, say hi. We’re here to play.

    Modpacks Pack version IP to join
    Project Architect 2 v4.2 pa2.levian.nexus
    ATM 10 v0.53 atm10.levian.nexus
    FTB Stoneblock 3 v1.10.0 stoneblock.levian.nexus
    FTB Revelation v3.6.0 revelation.levian.nexus
    BM Revelations ii v1.2.1 bmrev.levian.nexus

    The servers are public, but I do want to encourage you to join our Discord server to keep up to date with happenings. Discord Server

    FAQs

    Q: How do I join the servers?

    A: You can join the servers using the IP addresses provided in the table above.

    Q: Are the servers public or private?

    A: The servers are public and open to anyone who wants to join.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • The Shiori Novella – Minecraft Server

    The Shiori Novella – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers, or team up with your friends to take on the Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with enchanted gear and rare items. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can shoot lasers out of their eyes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures of your Minecraft life! Just remember, everything you do on our server is three times more epic than on any other server – so get ready to have a blast!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Veganism Minecraft SMP

    Veganism Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a world where meat-eaters reign supreme? Are you a vegan looking for a place to thrive without being judged for your dietary choices? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all you plant-based warriors!

    Join our server and experience a land where cows roam free, pigs are your friends, and chickens are your allies in the fight against the evil meat-eating overlords. Build a vegan utopia where tofu reigns supreme and kale is the currency of choice.

    But beware, not everyone on the server is as enlightened as you. There are meat-eaters lurking in the shadows, waiting to sabotage your vegan paradise. Will you be able to defend your tofu towers and quinoa farms from their carnivorous attacks?

    So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that veganism isn’t just a diet, it’s a way of life. Plus, we have a secret underground carrot club that meets every full moon. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyRacism Minecraft Server

    CraftyRacism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

    Imagine a world where every block is made of chocolate, where pigs can fly, and where diamonds rain from the sky. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. And the best part? You get to play as a geisha serving drinks in the Asia room, just like in that finance class story! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone – our frat bros will be there too, dressed as “actors” in other rooms. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to!

    So come on down and join us for a party like no other. Who needs boring old frat parties when you can have a Minecraft party with dragons, sushi, and “typical Chinese stuff”? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might just find your crush waiting for you in the Asia room, ready to declare his love and ask you to be the best geisha ever. It’s a love story for the ages, set in a Minecraft world full of surprises and laughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL

    ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild breakup story! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where breaking up in a car on the way to a BBQ is just the beginning of the madness.

    Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of driving away from your ex-girlfriend at lightning speed – Build your dream house and fill it with all the memories you want to forget – Make friends who will support your decision to leave a party early, no matter the distance – Explore a world where breaking up in a car is just the tip of the iceberg

    So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together on our Minecraft server! Just remember, there’s no obligation to stay, especially if it’s your car. 😉

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Runes Activated: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Surely Xbox Follows Minecraft Server

    Surely Xbox Follows Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and maybe even teach you how to speak dolphin (Disclaimer: results may vary).

    So why waste your time with boring old Xbox when you could be hanging out with our dolphin overlords and laughing your way through the best Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Towns Built: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Why Did They Do It Minecraft SMP

    Why Did They Do It Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, navigating through a maze of lava-filled tunnels, and battling it out with a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the server.

    Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of slime blocks or organizing a massive sheep parade through the village. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants its owner unlimited power (or just a really fancy snack).

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and the villagers have a tendency to trade emeralds for ridiculous items like enchanted rubber chickens or flying pigs.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure unlike any other, join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the unexpected at every turn. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server’s wacky kingdom or end up getting pranked by a mischievous group of creepers in top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 29
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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