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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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