Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
New Chunks Explored: 742536 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MisconceptionHaterMC SMP

    MisconceptionHaterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have tea parties with creepers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on spicy zombie flesh tacos!

    So say goodbye to boring misconceptions about Minecraft servers and join us for a wild ride of insanity and shenanigans! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be fun)!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • TearCraft: Cry and Build!

    TearCraft: Cry and Build!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry tears of boredom? Well, look no further because our server will make you cry tears of joy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking cows. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So come on, join our server and prepare to laugh until you cry (happy tears, of course)!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Magic Items Found: 2064
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Trash Bottle Energy

    Trash Bottle Energy
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can turn trash into treasure like dat coca-cola bottle! we got magic potions, we got luxury items, we even got tooth-rotting garbage if u into dat kinda thing! come join da fun and see what crazy adventures await u! who knows, maybe u’ll find a diamond sword in a pile of junk or ride a flying pig into battle! anything is possible on dis server, so come on and join da madness!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Siberian Wildfire Party!

    Siberian Wildfire Party!
    come join our server, where the only thing hotter than the siberian wildfires is our epic gameplay! we got so much action, you’ll be scorching through forests like a pro. release all that stored carbon in the ground by mining like a maniac. who needs permafrost when you can have permaFUN on our server? double the wildfire activity means double the fun, so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s burn this place down together!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Modern Anarchy in New Times

    Modern Anarchy in New Times

    True Anarchy server. The only mod is the owner, if you want a 2011 minecraft experience this is the server to join. Play with friends, make groups, do anything you want. NO RULES AT ALL

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Vanilla Playground: Where chaos meets the delicious taste of pure survival!

    Vanilla Playground: Where chaos meets the delicious taste of pure survival!

    A Classic Anarchy With No Plugins, No Rules, No Resets.

    Server Information

    IP play.mcvpg.org
    Version 1.21.1
    Discord discord.mcvpg.org

    Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make.

    Server Features

    • Classical survival on modern version
    • Been up for 3 years
    • Grief, build, explore with friends
    • Do ANYTHING!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No, there are no rules. It’s a classic anarchy server.
    Is the server regularly reset? No, the server has been up for 3 years without any resets.
    Can I play with friends on the server? Yes, you can build, explore, and engage in various activities with your friends on the server.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Woke up this morning Minecraft server

    Woke up this morning Minecraft server
    and decided to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a magical server where pigs could fly and creepers sang lullabies. The diamonds sparkled brighter than the sun and the zombies were actually friendly neighbors who just wanted to borrow a cup of sugar. Join this server and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a unicorn while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Plus, rumor has it that the ender dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just needs a hug. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

    So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

    2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

    3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

    4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

    BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

    Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

    Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SmileCraft SMP

    SmileCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joy of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and then blaming it on a rogue creeper. Our server is full of laughter and chaos, with players constantly pranking each other and causing mayhem. Who needs therapy when you can just hop on our server and release all your stress by trolling your friends? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where we host dance parties every Saturday night. So come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Farms Harvested: 371 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • FearCraft: Who’s Your Daddy?

    FearCraft: Who’s Your Daddy?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us if you want to prove your bravery by facing off against the most fearsome creatures in the Minecraft world – like killer bunnies with laser eyes and creepers that can breakdance!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks who challenges players to epic chicken dance battles for rare loot.

    So if you’re ready to test your courage and have a clucking good time, join our server today and show the world who’s the true champion of Minecraft!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Minecraft Memory Boost Server

    Minecraft Memory Boost Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna flex your brain muscles while block building, then you gotta join this lit Minecraft server! We got levels of cognitive stuff that will make your brain go brrrrrr!

    Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world, placing blocks left and right, when suddenly BAM! Your memory gets a boost, your working memory is on point, and your attention and processing speed are faster than the speed of light! All thanks to our high-level cognitive stimulating leisure activity!

    Forget about boring old servers, come join us and level up your brain while crafting your dream world! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Let’s get those brain cells firing, baby!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Why Are Women Like This? Minecraft Server

    Why Are Women Like This? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with women who just don’t understand your love for Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood gamers out there. Join us and never have to hear “Why are women like this?” again, because on our server, everyone is too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to worry about silly questions like that.

    Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it, he once challenged a group of players to a dance-off and ended up losing because his moves were just too spooky. Join us and you might just find yourself in a dance battle with the infamous Herobrine!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server.

    So come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking “Why are women like this?” in a whole new context.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    /Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. Don’t worry, we promise it’s totally normal here.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara. These characters are not your average Minecraft villagers – they’re here to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

    And let’s not forget about the weapon banner featuring the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) and the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm). Trust us, you’ll want to get your hands on these bad boys to survive the chaos that awaits you.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have daily check-in rewards that will have you coming back for more, and redeemable codes that will make you feel like the luckiest player in the world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness – you’re going to need it!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP

    UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP
    Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

    And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

    So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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