CringeCraftBabyPity | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

abusive father, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Caretaker, coping, cptsd, DadNeedsHelp, depression, difficult decisions, dissociation, family trauma, Funeral, Grief, long distance, mental health, Minecraft, psychiatric center, self-care, Server, Support, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8082
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DadTherapySwapOrImMute

Communication, compromise, DadTherapySwapOrImMute, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Therapy, Father & Son Relationships, individual autonomy., mother’s day, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Therapy, therapy challenges, therapy goals, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, therapy resistance, therapy sessions

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LifeImprovement Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever bought a diamond sword in Minecraft and felt like an absolute boss? Well, imagine joining our insane Minecraft SMP where every player gets a free enchanted diamond sword just for logging in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Join our SMP and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken steed!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FetishCraft

bizarre fetish, fetish, FetishCraft, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic desires, fetishistic interests, fetishistic tendencies, kink, Kinky, odd fetish, offbeat fetish, peculiar fetish, quirky fetish, strange fetish, uncommon fetish, unconventional fetish, unique fetish, unusual fetish, unusual kink, weird fetish

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your weirdest fetishes! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to role-playing as a potato farmer who saves the world from evil carrots, we’ve got it all!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your weirdest fetishes run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyComrades

activism, CraftyComrades, Defence Ministry, demonstration, family, freedom of speech, Government, injustice, Military, mobilised soldiers, Pray, protest, protest movement, RIGHTS, russia, Russian, social change, solidarity, Stay home, Support, Wives

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west but with blocks and creepers! We got more drama than a soap opera, like the time a bunch of llamas took over the town square and demanded better hay. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of zombies tried to start a dance crew but kept tripping over their own feet.

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the best parties in all of Minecraft land. We throw raves in the Nether, beach parties on the shores of the End, and even a fancy dinner party in the middle of a lava lake (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant suits).

So come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the flying pigs and the singing skeletons. And whatever you do, don’t mention the giant chicken that’s been terrorizing the villagers. Trust me, you don’t want to get on her bad side.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Slap Fighting Madness – Brain Damage Edition

Awareness, Brain, brain damage, Combat Sport, concussion, Damage, DOCTORS, Edition, Fighting, health, Hit, impaired movement, madness, millions, participants, Popularity, research, Safety, signs, slap, slap fighting, sports, study, vacant stare, worry

come join our minecraft server, where we slap fight for fun and maybe a lil brain damage! doctors are worried about us, but we just laugh and keep slapping each other silly. half of us got concussions but who cares when you’re having a blast in the virtual world? join us now and see if you can survive the slapocalypse!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

What is the IP for Bay Area Buggs Minecraft Server?

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Bay Area Buggs is a popular YouTube content creator known for his gaming and commentary videos. He rose to fame through his Grand Theft Auto V roleplay series and has since diversified his content to include a wide range of popular games. With a dedicated fan base and millions of views on his channel, Bay Area Buggs continues to entertain and engage audiences with his unique brand of humor and gaming expertise.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Perakees Survival

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JOIN: perakee.xyz MAP: http://perakee.xyz:8123/

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/jYXUVqzM7E

–> Vanilla survival – go solo or share your land and team up! –> Random spawn – world border can be expanded any time. –> Hard difficulty – night can’t be skipped. –> Fresh & new community!

Voicechat mod is optional, cheaters get banned, runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Soycraft: Where the soybeans battle it out with McMMO skills and Dynmap on Version 1.20.6!

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Server Information

Server IP	mc.soybooru.com
Version	1.20.6

New factions server with plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO and Dynmap. Come join because we would really like you to join and we are waiting for new players to bring the server back to life and such if you know what I mean.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO, and Dynmap.
Is the server looking for new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to bring the server back to life.
Can I join the server right now?	Yes, you can join the server using the provided IP address.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	87

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

””> Watching TV” Minecraft Server

Ads, Broadcast, commercials, cultural diversity, Entertainment, Geolocation, Language, location-based, Media consumption, Minecraft, Regional, regional marketing, Server, Spanish, spanish language, State, targeted advertising, television, television ads, tv shows, viewing habits, Watching, watching TV

> So you’re just chilling, watching TV on your couch when suddenly, BAM! A Spanish ad pops up out of nowhere. It’s like your geolocation is trying to tell you something. It’s a sign, my friend. A sign that you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP.

> Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so lit, even your geolocation is getting in on the action. Imagine building your own virtual empire while also decoding secret messages from the universe. It’s like playing Minecraft and solving a mystery at the same time. Mind blown, right?

> So come on, join us on this wild ride of Spanish ads and geolocation shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. It’s gonna be a wild, wacky, and totally unpredictable adventure. Don’t miss out!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Caitlin’s First Playoff Series Minecraft SMP

abc, atlanta dream, Basketball, basketball matchup, Caitlin’s first playoff series, Caitlins, connecticut sun, espn, Game thread, indiana fever, las vegas aces, Minecraft, minnesota lynx, new york liberty, Pacific time, phoenix mercury, playoff, playoff series, seattle storm, series, smp, sports broadcast, wnba, WNBA playoffs, womens sports

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time that’s more intense than a WNBA game! We’ve got the New York Liberty facing off against the Atlanta Dream in a battle for dominance at 10:00 Pacific time. And if that’s not enough, stick around for the Indiana Fever taking on the Connecticut Sun at 12:00 Pacific on ABC – it’s gonna be hotter than a lava lake!

But wait, there’s more! The Phoenix Mercury are going head-to-head with the Minnesota Lynx at 2:00 Pacific on ESPN, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for victory. And if you’re still craving some action, the Seattle Storm will be facing off against the Las Vegas Aces at 7:00 Pacific on ESPN – it’s gonna be a showdown more epic than a creeper explosion!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and battle it out like a pro while watching some epic WNBA matchups? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BabyBlockParty

Abuse, anxiety, Argument, baby, BabyBlockParty, christmas, Dogs, family, Friendly, Granddaughter, guilt trip, injury, labradors, MIL, out of control, Pregnancy, refusing, Training, Vicious, Visit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my MIL’s untrained labradors? Look no further! Our server is like a wild pack of dogs, jumping all over you from the moment you log in. But don’t worry, they won’t pee on you (we hope).

Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

20sMistakeMinecraftSMP

20s, 20sMistakeMinecraftSMP, biggest mistake, building resilience, career choices, financial decisions, finding purpose, learning from failures, life lessons, mental health, Navigating Challenges, peer pressure, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self-care, Setting goals, societal expectations, Taking Risks, Time management, young adulthood

Joining our Minecraft SMP and not experiencing the absolute chaos and hilarity that ensues on a daily basis! Seriously, if you’re not here, you’re missing out on epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare blocks for enchanted cookies. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere in our world, just waiting for a brave soul to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will make all your 20s mistakes pale in comparison!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Animals Bred:	70
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ShadowShenanigans

creativity, EMBARRASSMENT, FANTASY, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, imagination, independent, Mind, Mischief, Mischievous, movement, playful, prank, quirky, Shadow, ShadowShenanigans, surreal, Unique

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

UkrainianShellCrafters

arms industry, artillery development, artillery equipment, artillery production, artillery shells, artillery systems, Defense, defense manufacturing, howitzers, Manufacturing, Military, military capabilities, military technology, production, Technology, Ukraine, Ukrainian defense industry, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian weapons, UkrainianShellCrafters, weapons

hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8519

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	949