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AgelessSMP – Eternal Minecraft Fun

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Are you tired of adulting and dealing with responsibilities? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can be any age you want for the rest of your virtual life! Want to be a carefree kid again? Done. Want to be a wise old grandpa? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere on the map that can make you reverse your age in real life too! Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you show up to school as a toddler or a senior citizen. It’s the ultimate prank!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the age of your dreams. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CreeperCraze: Blowin’ Up Blocks!

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic chaos and destruction you never knew you needed in your life! Forget accidentally hitting your toe on the corner of a table, on our server you’ll be accidentally blowing up entire villages with your TNT cannons!

Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster of self-destructive behavior, where you can unleash your inner chaos and watch the world burn (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of creepers plotting to take over the server with their explosive antics.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of unintentional destruction in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s memory capacity)? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	152	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Climate Care Crew

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lol this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong but in a good way! imagine if doctors and researchers in Minecraft were trying to save the world from climate change by building epic structures and fighting off zombie polar bears. join us if you want to be a hero in a lab coat, saving the world one block at a time! plus, we have free virtual vaccines for all players to protect you from in-game diseases. come join the madness and be a part of the wackiest medical team ever!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RigoloSMP: Where Even the Creepers Have a Sense of Humor! Join Us for Some Laughs and Vanilla Survival Fun! Whitelist Only.

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Rigolo SMP
Server Version	1.21
Type	Vanilla
Community	Amazing
Compatibility	Cracked and Bedrock players allowed

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

Join the Discord using the link provided and we’ll whitelist you.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running on version 1.21.

3. Is the server modded?

No, the server is entirely vanilla.

4. Are cracked and Bedrock players allowed?

Yes, both cracked and Bedrock players are allowed to join.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

He’s One Of Us Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, HE’S ONE OF US! That’s right, our owner is actually a talking llama who loves to build roller coasters out of diamonds and ride them all day long.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens and a giant hot tub made entirely of lava. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the walls are lined with golden carrots and emerald blocks.

Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you accidentally fall into a pit of slime blocks and bounce your way to victory. So come on, join us and remember, HE’S ONE OF US!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mad Man Don’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you dare to enter a world where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is the norm.

Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, creepers have formed their own boy band, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Don, a player so skilled and so unpredictable that even the Ender Dragon fears him. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wolves with nothing but a stack of raw beef and a wink.

So why should you join this madness? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Where else can you build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses and have it become the server mascot?

Join us, if you dare. But be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and the laughter, and you’ll never want to leave. Welcome to the land of the mad man, where anything is possible and everything is hilarious.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama or excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the time I caught my brother’s girlfriend trying to sneak our cats out for a joyride! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued when I caught her red-handed on our security cameras? It was like a real-life soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time our neighbor’s dog tried to invade our territory and take on our feline warriors. Let’s just say it was a battle for the ages, and only the bravest survived!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to never let the cats outside. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with those fierce feline protectors!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoGFNoRoommateAllowed

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roommate drama to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world filled with passive-aggressive tension and awkward encounters.

Are you tired of sharing your space with unwanted guests? Fear not, for on our server, you can build your own fortress and keep out any unwanted roommates or their significant others. No more Sarahs taking over your kitchen or leaving their stuff everywhere!

Join us and embark on a quest to defend your territory against invading couples looking to split the rent three ways. Will you stand your ground and protect your personal space, or will you cave under the pressure and let them take over?

So come on down to our server and show us if you have what it takes to be the ultimate roommate warrior. Just remember, in this world, it’s every man for himself (unless you’re cool with sharing your space, then you do you).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Proud10YearOld Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make your 10-year-old self proud by becoming the ultimate block-building master! Remember when you used to spend hours building epic forts out of couch cushions? Well, now you can take your building skills to the next level and create entire kingdoms in our server!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best chicken dance impression. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens like these before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that only those who can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig will be worthy enough to claim the treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show your 10-year-old self just how far you’ve come in the world of blocky adventures!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MomDadCraft or ParentalPixel

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Are your parents constantly nagging you to get off Minecraft and do your homework? Well, fear not, because on our server, your parents will actually encourage you to play all day and night! That’s right, we have a special feature that sends messages to your parents pretending to be your teacher, telling them that playing Minecraft is actually improving your grades. So join our server and watch as your parents become your biggest supporters in your quest for blocky greatness!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Ores Mined:	625

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyPolish Minecraft Server

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so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.

we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.

join now or forever hold your pickaxe.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HezbollahHavocMC

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lol join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and take down hezbollah targets just like israel!!! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and griefers. with at least 274 ways to die and over 1,000 ways to get injured, u’ll never get bored on this server. so come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CTE Craft: NFL Edition

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come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama in a disco! we have so many cool things to do, you’ll feel like a pig in a mud bath.

our players are so awesome, they make herobrine look like a noob. we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant creeper made out of diamonds.

we also have mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll sound like a zombie with a sore throat. and don’t even get me started on our epic events, like the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament.

plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a village full of villagers who actually like each other. so come join us, and let’s have a blast together!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Welcome to Bud Light Craft: The Server with No Cheating, Toxicity, or Fun Allowed! Featuring KitPvP, Factions, Mini Games, and Tower Defense!

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BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to providing a variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of all forms of cheating, and fostering a friendly community for players of all skill levels.

Allowed Clients

Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed below are allowed)

Allowed Mods for Badlion
Animations
Block Overlay
Clear Glass
CPS
Crosshair
Damage Tint
Enchant Glint
FPS
Hit Color
Item Physics
KeyStrokes
OofMod
Ping
Tab

Server IP

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

NO MODDED OR PIRATED CLIENTS ALLOWED! If caught using one, you will be immediately banned.

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods are not allowed on the server except for specified mods with the Badlion Client.

2. What happens if I cheat or try to hack?

Any form of cheating, including game exploits, alt accounts, or piracy, will result in an unpardonable ban.

3. Are large scale farms allowed on the server?

No, large scale farms that generate excessive items are strictly prohibited to maintain a balanced economy and gameplay experience.

4. How can I get help on the server?

Use the in-game tutorials (/warp HowToPlay) or the /help command. Do not repeatedly ask staff for help on things covered in the tutorials.

5. Is joining the Discord server necessary?

Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Anti Vaxxers Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and avoid real-life dangers like diphtheria! Our server is so safe, even unvaccinated toddlers can play without fear of disease. Plus, our virtual world is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures that will make you forget all about the dangers of the real world. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to bring your diamond sword for protection against any anti-vax zombies that may try to attack!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chimeras Created:	3