Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Star Shards Collected: 155 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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