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Amber Gnat Attack Server

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Yo, bros and broettes! Ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that’s older than your grandma’s dentures? Well, look no further, cuz we got you covered with our 40-million-year-old Baltic Amber server!

Join us and witness the first fossil record of predatory fungus gnats in Minecraft history! These little buggers are like tiny assassins, taking out unsuspecting mobs left and right. It’s like a nature documentary, but with pixelated bugs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so old, it’s practically a dinosaur in the Minecraft world. Who knows what ancient treasures and secrets you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the virtual earth? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden civilization of blocky cavemen or discover a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our prehistoric paradise today and start your epic adventure in the land of 40-million-year-old Baltic Amber! Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast…from the past!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ex’s Minecraft Server – Still Not Deleted

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your gaming experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted with a community of players who all have one thing in common – they still have their ex’s sex tapes saved on their computers! That’s right, we’re not afraid to get a little scandalous here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that can only be unlocked by reciting your ex’s name backwards while doing the Macarena dance in real life. It’s a challenge, but the rewards are totally worth it!

So why wait? Join our server today and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just don’t forget to clear your browsing history before logging on…

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Trans Code Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the trans gamers out there who also want to learn how to code! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and secret underground lairs where you can practice your coding skills in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a legendary dragon who only speaks in binary code – perfect for all you tech-savvy trans folks out there! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner coder shine!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

UncleGriefer420

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Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! Let me tell you a wild story to convince you to join us.

So, imagine this: you’re living with your elderly father, right? And your uncle, who used to be in business with your dad, totally screwed him over. They had a falling out over a house purchase, and now they don’t talk at all. Your dad’s on his deathbed, and your uncle suddenly wants to show up and act all remorseful. But you’re not having it – you call him out on his BS and refuse to let him see your dad.

But hey, that’s just the drama in real life – on our server, things are way more fun! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s just as wild as this story. Plus, we promise no family feuds or comatose dads here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories together!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HireMe4Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us if you want to work with a team of players who have survived multiple creeper explosions, battled giant spiders, and even tamed a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

We’re looking for players who aren’t afraid to think outside the block and build the most outrageous structures imaginable. From a giant hotdog roller coaster to a castle made entirely of cake, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?).

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only qualification is a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft, then come on down to our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SecretBlockParty

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Do you secretly love building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Do you spend hours perfecting your underwater roller coaster with a secret entrance that only opens if you do the Macarena in real life? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your wildest, most absurd creations without judgment! We have a secret society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly (but only on Tuesdays).

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and build the most ridiculous, over-the-top structures you can imagine, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in our virtual world stays in our virtual world (unless you want to brag about it on social media, of course).

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyRainbowLove

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YOOOOO U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE U FEEL LIKE U JUST WON THE LOTTERY!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT THAILAND LEGALIZES SAME-SEX MARRIAGE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! U CAN MARRY UR MINECRAFT BUDDY AND HAVE A WEDDING IN OUR PIXELATED CHURCH!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOOOOO! 🎉🎉🎉

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Flu-Free Fun Zone

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own nasal spray to protect against all the viruses, including the dreaded COVID-19! our virtual mice have tested it out and their lung virus levels dropped by 99.99%! you’ll be safe from flu, pneumonia, and any other nasty infections! build your own protective fortress and battle against the viruses in epic virtual battles! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Grass Stacks Modded Server: Where Kangaroos Rule and Blocks Drool!

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Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted. Preferably 18+, looking for a chill ambiance on the server.
Gameplay	Enhanced Vanilla experience with Mods. Main feature mods include: Ars Nouveau, The Graveyard, Chipped, and Mystical Agriculture.
Commands	/home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands available. Waystones are also available.
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat for communication, emphasis on community and town building.
Server Life	Scripted Dungeons, rewards, events, and treasure chests for community engagement.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join this Minecraft server?

Please check out the discord for application and more information: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y

2. What makes Stack of Grass different from other Minecraft servers?

Stack of Grass offers a close knit community with a focus on socialising and world building. It provides an enhanced Vanilla experience with Mods to enhance gameplay.

3. Is there an age requirement to join Stack of Grass?

Preferably 18+ players are welcomed on the server to maintain a mature and chill ambiance.

4. What are some of the main feature Mods on the server?

Main feature mods include Ars Nouveau, The Graveyard, Chipped, and Mystical Agriculture. There are also Quality of Life mods like Sophisticated Backpacks and Waystones.

5. Are there any in-game events or activities on the server?

Admins on Stack of Grass add scripted Dungeons, rewards, and events for community engagement. Players can also participate in town building and town events.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Boss Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by the final boss in isekai worlds? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can practice your boss-fighting skills without the fear of getting sent back to your boring old world!

Join us and experience a world where the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes and a love for disco music. But be warned, if you fail to defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your days in the server!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but guarded by a group of dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your loot. Can you out-dance the skeletons and claim your riches?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few dancing skeletons). See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Why Did My Wife Try To Join Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape awkward conversations like this! Our server is a safe haven for players who want to avoid uncomfortable chats with their significant others. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures in our wacky world?

Come join us and leave your real-life problems behind! We promise you won’t have to explain why you’re spending hours on end building pixelated structures instead of spending quality time with your partner. Just blame it on creepers or something, they’ll understand. 😂🎮 #MinecraftSMPGoals #EscapeRealityWithUs

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BroWedding vs. BroCeremony Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sticking to your original plans, just like this bride-to-be! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feud, just like in this crazy story.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of choosing between your wedding date and your brother’s spiritual milestone – Enjoy the chaos of family drama and rifts over important life events – Witness the epic battle of “party” vs spiritual journey – Get a taste of what it’s like to be accused of being selfish for not changing your plans – Explore the world of Minecraft while questioning if you’re being too rigid or unreasonable

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that understands the struggle of balancing family expectations and personal milestones. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Towns Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MommaMoveOutNoHouseNoCouch

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom selling it behind your back! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the pressures of family obligations and focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise.

Join us and never worry about your mom moving in with you unannounced because in our world, you make the rules! Build a mansion for yourself and your virtual family without any interference from meddling relatives. Plus, you won’t have to deal with aunts guilt-tripping you about not helping out your mom – they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to bother you!

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HeroFailsMC SMP

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Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of meeting your favorite Minecraft YouTuber, only to find out they’re actually a llama in disguise! That’s right, our server is full of wacky surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can boogie down with the undead?

So if you’re ready for a wild and crazy adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, things may not always be what they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NoDirtNoDiamonds

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have a rule that says you must wear a chicken costume at all times while playing. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the chickens in our server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil cows to steal all the diamonds. Only by blending in with the chickens can you uncover their nefarious plot and save the day!

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every player must speak only in pig Latin. It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s the only way to communicate with the ancient pig gods who control the weather in our server. If you want sunny skies and endless crops, you better start practicing your oink-ese!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the rules are made up and the adventures are out of this world. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, don’t trust the cows. They’re always up to something…

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1