Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
Treasure Maps Found: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
New Chunks Explored: 856384 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY